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He Finally Became Perfect (limerick)

Updated on November 1, 2012

He put all his cheating aside

She now knows where husband does hide

No more does he cuss

Or cause a big fuss

Now that her darn husband had died


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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago where's the fun in it?


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Some women are like that. I guess it depends on the husband.

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      Marvin Parke 4 years ago from Jamaica

      I felt uncomfortable finding it funny. So much emotions in a few words.

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      Michelle Liew 4 years ago from Singapore

      I'm sure that helped her a lot. Thanks for the evening laugh, hatter!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

      That would certainly solve the problem. LOL

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      That's the only way some will stop cheating. HaHa. Great one!

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      This is a great funny!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Mhatter, funny but true. Even the worst of us becomes perfect when we move to the other side.

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      Sommer Dalton 4 years ago

      Too funny and love the sarcasm. Voted up plus 2:)

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

      great turn of events. Jamie

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Gee, I wonder why? A great one!

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      Mike Pugh 4 years ago from New York City

      Rough reality check for most folks in such a realistic yet true situation, and this is a awesome short little massage here in this Limerick bro.

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      Ghaelach 4 years ago

      Morning Martin.


      You turn these limerick's out quicker than Ford and may be better.

      LOL Ghaelach

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      flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

      Ooh wee d....a.....m, his quiet now!

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      Valleypoet 4 years ago

      He may no longer have a wandering eye, but he is still a little cold! LOL:-))

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      Linda Crist 4 years ago from Central Virginia

      well, that's a surprise. I never know where you might go next and that's part of the fun. :-)

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      Love it. Great title and funny funny poem. I do always enjoy your limericks.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      That would certainly do the trick! Great fun!

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      lovedoctor926 4 years ago

      I almost choked on the musketeer that I was eating! The first line is too funny. LOL LOL. " He put all his cheating aside.. Voted up funny and awesome....

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      Jim Higgins 4 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

      Got him where she can keep an eye on him now! Up!

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      LOL, I was already cracking up at just the title alone, but now HA HA HA HA HA That would be about the only way any one us became perfect no doubt..

      Voted up, awesome and FUNNY!!!!

      Thanks so much for the laughs dear one, as I sure did need them tonight, and you always pop in at the very precise moment I happen to be here to see them pop in right in front of my eye. What a blessing you are to all on HP!

      God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      Suzette Walker 4 years ago from Taos, NM

      Yes, that is one good way to become perfect! LOL Very funny!