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He Found Great Comfort Holding His Wife (limerick)

Updated on October 5, 2013

The husband had nothing to fear

While at home he held his wife near

To please her he’s hopping

His love was unstopping

As all thoughts of shopping he’d clear


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      Graham Lee 3 years ago from Lancashire. England.

      Nice one Martin.

      Graham.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      A Bloomingdale's or Saks Fifth Avenue moment destroyed?

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      wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

      Chuckles.

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      Eric Dierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Humor and lies are best told with a splinter of truth. Awesome.

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      Kathryn 3 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

      I never know how serious it's going to be. I guess shopping is something men like to clear from their wives mind! LOL.

      Thanks for sharing this with us, and have a great day!

      ~ Kathryn

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      drbj and sherry 3 years ago from south Florida

      You need the tee shirt I created, Martin. It reads: "My wife and I always hold hands. When I let go, she goes shopping."

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      Chris Mills 3 years ago from St. Louis, MO until the end of June, 2017

      Isn't it funny how a man can convince himself thst such a thing is possible?

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      DJ Anderson 3 years ago

      Smart man!!

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      Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

      LOL ... derailed that shopping spree! LOL Hmm this is timely with something I have on my mind ... LOL

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      LaThing 3 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      ROFL .... interesting concept.... Hold them tight, specially with the holidays coming around, LOL

      Voting up and everything!

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Did it work?

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      Karen Silverman 3 years ago

      did someone say shopping??? lol

      sharing dearxx

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      Mary Craig 3 years ago from New York

      Good luck with that one ;)

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      Funny stuff here.

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      Crystal Tatum 3 years ago from Georgia

      Hardee har har. That's what he thinks.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      And then there's the shopping channel...

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      Kari Shinal 3 years ago from Fayetteville, NC

      I wonder if this works in reverse! Thanks Martin!

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      Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

      Another great share Martin. Voted up and shared ; enjoy your day.

      Eddy.

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      Deb Hirt 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Shopping can wear one out.

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