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Headline: Fly Landing On Husband’s Head Leaves 1 Dead And 1 Injured (Limerick)

Updated on October 15, 2015

A fly landed on husband’s head

Hold Jill is what he thought she said

As he flew for Jill

Wife struck stranger Bill

The fly laughed until it was dead


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    • Gypsy Rose Lee profile image

      Gypsy Rose Lee 2 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one.

    • MizBejabbers profile image

      MizBejabbers 2 years ago

      Stranger things have happened. Haven't you ever used a fly as an excuse to hit someone you thought deserved it?

    • manatita44 profile image

      manatita44 2 years ago from london

      Great stuff and funny too. Much Love.