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Hell's New Renovation: a Satirical Poem
Hey, did you happen to hear about the devil's new invention?
Some are saying he got old and can't take all that heat
but he installed air conditioning in hell with an ulterior intention
to make it more competitive with that heavenly retreat.
So ever since a whole bunch of politicians are doing their best
to qualify for hell putting their name on that waiting list
competing with criminals, thugs, and all the rest
including here and there a boy-loving priest.
With all lust and vice and similar attractions
hell is becoming more of a place to retire
all one has to do is avoid any decent actions
and nothing else that application would require.
I used to be indifferent about my final trip
even eager to try converting the dude with fork
but now this plan is something I gladly skip
company of politicians I'll replace with some good folk.
So, see you up there, unless you'll be too busy
carrying the luggage of your political ace
while in this meantime let's all take it easy
and each practice on earth for our chosen last place.