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Her Fur Caused Stir “Fir Shir” (limerick)

Updated on September 5, 2012

He bought his dear wife coat of fur

And boy did that gift cause a stir

Her man must be drunk

To spend such a chunk

Soon smell of a skunk came to her


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      Ann1Az2 5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Wrong kind of fur, methinks. It stinks! Too funny.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one. Funny fur sure.

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      Dianna Mendez 5 years ago

      Funny, funny! This reminds me of the old TV series episode I Love Lucy when Ricky bought her an imitation mink coat. It fell apart when she wore it. What a stink this one is!

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      Farhat 5 years ago from Delhi

      hillarious, i like this odorous poem!

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      Nell Rose 5 years ago from England

      Loved this one! smelly though! lol!

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Guess he picked from the wrong pile!

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      Mark G Weller 5 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

      LOL!

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      vespawoolf 5 years ago from Peru, South America

      Another hilarious limerick! I especially love the title. It was enough to make me laugh before I even read on! Voted up.

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      Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

      Oh yes brilliant and keep them coming.

      They certainly cheered up my bleak morning.

      Take care and enjoy your day.

      Eddy.

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      Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky

      The coat he'd bought had been so cheap

      money pulled out from pockets deep

      her anger fought

      compromise sought

      still stinking coat kept both from sleep.

      Good Job, my friend! Keep 'em coming!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Mhatter, to fur or not to fur..... was it because he was up to no good, or because furs are no longer politically correct? either way, clever and very funny.

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      Valleypoet 5 years ago

      That's so UNFUR....but funnyLOL

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      Girish puri 5 years ago from NCR , INDIA

      hilarious, i like it, Martin.

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      Verlie Burroughs 5 years ago from Canada

      The big fur question, love the limerick. Thank you MHatter!

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      Terrye Toombs 5 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      LMAO! He must have picked up one of those "DIY Fur Coat Kits." Loved it. Mh! :)

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      Faith Reaper 5 years ago from southern USA

      LOL, Oops. Hilarious. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      Now that was one scent!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      A telltale sign for sure! I don't know how you do it but every one of these are funny!