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Here Is Some Free Advise (limerick)

Updated on November 25, 2012

Witch doctor whose advise was free

Soon asked for some money from me

How could this be true

When no cash was due

Advise was that you pay my fee

Sing along... or Else


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      picklesandrufus 5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      great way to end my day....never stop!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Just terrific. Love that pic and video.

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 5 years ago from Reno NV

      Awesome. Jamie

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      Great laugh to start the day. Thanks.

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      Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky

      Voodoo doctor wasn't too smart

      looked so good and played well his part

      should not have spoke

      wallet was broke

      threats no good, panhandle start.

      Great job, mh!

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      Deborah 5 years ago from Las Vegas

      Too funny, Mhatter! My advice is to not go to witch doctors! You are the bomb, love it!

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      Linda Crist 5 years ago from Central Virginia

      I don't even know what to say. This is crazy good. I love the limerick, the image, and the video.

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      You pick the right witch doctor because he has outstanding advice. What a lovely song :-D

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      Randi Benlulu 5 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      yes, very good advice indeed!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I'd call that darn good advice considering the alternative. :)

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That doesn't sound like a good deal to me.