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Heroes Aren’t Just Sandwiches (limerick)

Updated on February 7, 2014

Even the bear thinks this is funny

My wife said that I was real brave

When from bear her life I did save

The bear became flustered

By courage I clustered

And catsup and mustard I’d wave


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      Dorothy Saltel 12 months ago

      That's a very scary bear, I think I would have got the h--l out of there as quickly as my legs would carry me.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Love that bear. lol

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      MizBejabbers 3 years ago

      You spared the ketchup and mustard, but did you use honey?

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      Thanks for sharing another funny limerick!

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      DJ Anderson 3 years ago

      Nice limerick.

      Yes, one must always be aware of location of the mustard and catsup!

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      Mary Craig 3 years ago from New York

      He doesn't look like he's laughing, but we are!

      Voted up and funny.

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      Paula 3 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      LOL....He doesn't look at all like my Teddy Bear! UP & funny.

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      Karen Silverman 3 years ago

      I don't know whether to laugh or cry for the poor, beleaguered wife! lol

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      kidscrafts 3 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      Another funy one :-)