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Hey! Will You Watch Where You're Walking?! (limerick)

Updated on July 25, 2013

Her texting is out of control.

Is breaking a record her goal?

At advice she balks.

Won't watch where she walks.

Plunges 15 feet down manhole!

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    • Man of Strength profile imageAUTHOR

      Man of Strength 

      5 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Thanks Colin, I enjoy covering a wide range of subjects and emotions. It tests my creativity.

    • epigramman profile image

      epigramman 

      5 years ago

      Great writers can go back and forth from sadness and horror to happiness and funny and you did just that my talented friend with your last two hubs - my last comment of the night at lake erie time 9:20pm canada as I am now off to night shift work but off for the weekend.

      Sending to you warm wishes and good energy from Colin, Tiffy and Gabriel

    • Man of Strength profile imageAUTHOR

      Man of Strength 

      5 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Hi tobusiness,

      Yes it is a real hazzard and I thank you for stopping by all the way in the UK. Thanks friend!

    • tobusiness profile image

      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      Unfortunately a seriously real hazzard...this is priceless, well done.

    • Cantuhearmescream profile image

      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      No serious injuries... just bruised my pride! lol... thank goodness, I don't have too much of an issue making a fool of myself! Ha ha... I also have a tendency to laugh when others get hurt... it's a disease, I think :D

    • Man of Strength profile imageAUTHOR

      Man of Strength 

      5 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Wow, have you been hurt taking these spills?

    • Cantuhearmescream profile image

      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      Well, I've been known to fall upstairs and off curbs, with no distractions :D lol

    • Man of Strength profile imageAUTHOR

      Man of Strength 

      5 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Hi Cat,

      Thanks, in this digital age we have to be careful of our surroundings.

    • Man of Strength profile imageAUTHOR

      Man of Strength 

      5 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Thanks so much. Imagine less injuries if people would walk upright.

    • Man of Strength profile imageAUTHOR

      Man of Strength 

      5 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Hi Falcon,

      Thank you for stopping by and laughing.

    • Man of Strength profile imageAUTHOR

      Man of Strength 

      5 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Hi CrisSp,

      Thanks for stopping by. Yes its a dangerous habit. How are things in the friendly skies?

    • W1totalk profile image

      W1totalk 

      5 years ago

      Great limerick. Cellphone lack of observation.

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      Karen S Falcon 

      5 years ago from Las Vegas, NV

      Great Limerick! Funny and so true!

    • Cantuhearmescream profile image

      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      Man of Strength,

      Ha ha! This is so funny and the modern texting obsession is irritating, so I can appreciate this on that level too! I don't need a cellphone in my hand to be a klutz... I wipe out all the time! lol.

      Up and others ~ Sharing too!

      Cat

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      CrisSp 

      5 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Lol! I've seen someone crossing the street and texting at the same time and told my daughter...."You don't do that. I'll laugh at you when you trip just because you're stupid". Kidding aside, this is a dangerous habit many people are doing these days. Not really funny especially meeting an accident that way. I hope this hub serves as a reminder and hopefully, they get the message.

      Cheers!

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