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Hilarious but Good Advice

Updated on December 14, 2011

Too funny

  1. Whatever you do never ever get your Ben Gay mixed up with your tube of Preparation H
  2. Be careful when attempting to reach the light at the end of the tunnel, it just might be a giant bug zapper.
  3. The best way to mess with a fast food drive thru person is to ask for an order of boogers and snot.
  4. When getting a tattoo, make sure the artist can SPELL
  5. When eating Skittles beware of the ugly mean leprechaun at the end.
  6. If you can't beat them, get a ball bat.
  7. It's not a good idea to start laughing when someone is holding a gun to your head.
  8. When life gets you down buy a helium balloon and suck on it, guaranteed to make things a bit brighter
  9. Guaranteed way to lose weight... eat your food naked in front of a mirror. The restaraunt will definitely kick you out before you are finished.
  10. If you want to get kicked out of a store, just go into the changing room and after five minutes scream "Where is the toilet paper?"


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    • kenneth avery profile image

      Kenneth Avery 6 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      Wow, Smokes Angel! This was a fantastic hub. GREAT read. Voted up and away. LOVED every word. And loved the advice...which I will put to use. I am honored to follow a fellow Alabamian. Yeaaaa, Bama and Tony is MY favorite glad he won the points race! I like Karl Edwards, but Smoke is my favorite. I invite you to check my hubs and FOLLOW ME...I want as many Alabamians on my Followers List as I can get. Then I wont be getting homesick so much. A CONTRIBUTION: use this joke to confuse your friends. Ask them, "Where was the man when he jumped from the bridge?" They will spend hours trying to answer this. I will give you the REAL answer later. Sincerely, Kenneth Avery, from Hamilton, a small northwest Alabama town, 2 hours west of Bham West on I-22. My town looks like Mayberry from the Andy Griffith Show. I will be looking for you.

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      Smokes Angel 6 years ago from Broke Alabama

      thanks angelladywriter

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      Claudette Coleman Carter 6 years ago from Media, Pennsylvania

      I enjoyed all 10. Each of them made me laugh. Good job!

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      Smokes Angel 6 years ago from Broke Alabama

      thanks for the comments

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      Anish Patel 6 years ago from San Francisco + Mumbai

      hahah! #10 takes the cake! Very funny!

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      Daffy Duck 6 years ago from Cornelius, Oregon

      #1 and #9 are the funniest ones. LOL

      Why shouldn't you do #7. There's a good chance you're gonna die anyway. Make the most of it. :)

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      Smokes Angel 6 years ago from Broke Alabama

      ha ha Dave that was a good one! Thanks for the comment

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      Dave Mathews 6 years ago from NORTH YORK,ONTARIO,CANADA

      Here's one more for you. Never walk into the boarding area of any airline and cry: Hi Jack! and wave to your best friend Jack across the room.