Hilarious but Good Advice
- Whatever you do never ever get your Ben Gay mixed up with your tube of Preparation H
- Be careful when attempting to reach the light at the end of the tunnel, it just might be a giant bug zapper.
- The best way to mess with a fast food drive thru person is to ask for an order of boogers and snot.
- When getting a tattoo, make sure the artist can SPELL
- When eating Skittles beware of the ugly mean leprechaun at the end.
- If you can't beat them, get a ball bat.
- It's not a good idea to start laughing when someone is holding a gun to your head.
- When life gets you down buy a helium balloon and suck on it, guaranteed to make things a bit brighter
- Guaranteed way to lose weight... eat your food naked in front of a mirror. The restaraunt will definitely kick you out before you are finished.
- If you want to get kicked out of a store, just go into the changing room and after five minutes scream "Where is the toilet paper?"