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His Perfect Date (limerick)

Updated on August 3, 2015

He wanted a date for the night

Someone who would hold him real tight

And that’s why he picked her

This muscle bound victor

A boa constrictor alright


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      Deb Hirt 2 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I guess that works.

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      Shauna L Bowling 2 years ago from Central Florida

      Some women can be snakes in disguise. Careful!

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      Ann Carr 2 years ago from SW England

      Good one. Love the double entendre!

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      Bill Holland 2 years ago from Olympia, WA

      That brings new meaning to the phrase "main squeeze." :)