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Honey I Cooked A Surprise For You (limerick)

Updated on September 16, 2013

The reason the husband was spurned

Was not for the dinner he burned

Oh food played a roll

In wife’s tortured soul

When ashes the whole house he turned


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Bad to go to extremes.

    • drbj profile image

      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Well, burning the dinner

      Is a way to stay thinner.

      But he went too far.

      Did he save his car?

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      Peg Cole 4 years ago from Dallas, Texas

      This limerick is cute and that picture...was it frog legs?

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      LOL. Definitely shouldn't have let him into the kitchen.

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Haha. That was a great cook-up!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, It's the thought that counts.....

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Hey, real cooks make real big messes!! Ha, ha

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I can see where that might upset her a bit. :)

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Maybe they should stick to take out!

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Leave it to you to think of such silly things.

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      cleaner3 4 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

      ha,ha ....1