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Honey I Fixed The Alarm (limerick)

Updated on August 9, 2012

Dedicated to Josh3418 and his limerick “Oh No, Not Again!”

My wife got this new alarm clock

Our mornings were greeted with shock

Sweet dreams were reduced

By noise it produced

Till I introduced it to rock


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      Judy Specht 5 years ago from California

      Splendid. Time stands still for nobody, except if you have a rock.

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      shelpeare 5 years ago

      teaches123, that would make time fly. Lol.

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      Dianna Mendez 5 years ago

      You don't know how often I have wanted to do this! Throw it out the window would be another option.

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      shelpeare 5 years ago

      Lol. The picture looks like you "killed time." Lol.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one. I once had an alarm that could make you fall out of bed. lol

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      Zulma Burgos-Dudgeon 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Well done, sir.

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      sweethearts2 5 years ago from Northwest Indiana

      Love it as well.

      "Clocks slay time... time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life." ~William Faulkner

      In your case -when the clock stops does time come to sleep

      7:15 - I would have thought you an early bird. Just saying!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, I loved this. Alarm clock dead..Yea..

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      Susan Haze 5 years ago from Sunny Florida

      Love it. I feel like that myself most mornings.

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      David Hunt 5 years ago from Cedar Rapids, Iowa

      pickles, you took the words right out of my mouth. Nice limerick, mhatter.

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      picklesandrufus 5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Rock, paper, scissors....looks like rock won!

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      Peggy Woods 5 years ago from Houston, Texas

      Am sure that many if not most people feel like treating their alarm clocks to the same kind of treatment. Haha! Funny little limerick.

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      Michelle Liew 5 years ago from Singapore

      I guess the rock won!! Great work, Hatter!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Cool! Rock vs. Alarm Clock!

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      IAmForbidden 5 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      hahaha!! you "Rock" mhatter!

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      Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky

      There are many times I would've lived this if I could've only found a rock!

      Love It!

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      Jackie Lynnley 5 years ago from The Beautiful South

      This may be the best! Up for sure.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      That would definitely solve the problem. LOL

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      Ann1Az2 5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      When I saw the clock, I laughed out loud! Great limerick and a nice dedication. Voted up and very funny!

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      Hope it will still help you to wake up! You really know how to find so amazing pictures for your poems.

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania


      Awesome buddy! LOL :) I loved it!

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      Love the alarm poem.