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Housework Can Be Awwwsome (limerick)

Updated on January 31, 2015

Why does husband help wife with dishes

With vacuum and mop through mess swishes

All else he dismisses

To aid his Mrs.

It’s for some more kisses he fishes


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      Glimmer Twin Fan 5 years ago

      Ha - He can try, but it won't work with me! :-) Unless he cleans the whole house.

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 5 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Thanks for the chuckle.

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      breakfastpop 5 years ago

      Whatever it takes!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Loved this!

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      Girish puri 5 years ago from NCR , INDIA

      Hilarious, as usual, God bless, Martin

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      And that's the only reason, I'll bet!

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That was pretty cute!

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      DJ Anderson 5 years ago

      Nothing sexier than a man with a vacuum in his hand. Ha, ha

      Nice work!


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      stephanieb27 5 years ago from United States

      Sounds about right! :)

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      kjforce 5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99..Wrong !..he 's trying to save $ actually would behove him to hire

      " Molly Maid " then they both could take off for the day..cause you know no matter what he does, it will NEVER measure up to her expectations...and could cause issues..

      * please excuse the humor....

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      You know what that housework is leading to.

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      Lisa Stover 5 years ago from Pittsburgh PA

      True, that's when my man helps out!

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      Faith Reaper 5 years ago from southern USA

      hahaha, yes, I agree with lovedoctor, maybe a little more than just kisses.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Hurry with the vacuuming and do not wait

      Doing all the housework is just the right bait.

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      lovedoctor926 5 years ago

      I think he might be fishing a little more than kisses. Lol@ billy. Nicely done.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I think the word "whipped" enters into this discussion. LOL