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How To Make Money Writing As An Internet Comedy Writer

Updated on January 4, 2018
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Elton graduated from Common Sense University, is a father, artist and is currently featured on multiple blogs, sites and even edits a few.

Get Your Writing Crap Together

You've heard it a thousand times, but, if you think about it. It makes sense. The old adage: “If you're going to write...'write right'." Okay, maybe you didn't hear it quite like that, but, it's true. Proper grammar used to build well constructed sentences are the keystone in any form of writing, even comedy. Albeit, the internet has allowed for a slip in the quality and adherence to grammatical rules, it's still very important. All in all, the greatest joke in the world, if written poorly, doesn't work.

Generally, if you're going to write—anything, do it in a coherent, intelligible fashion. Writing with correct grammar and spelling is priority one in the writing game –in any writing game. It demonstrates respect for the craft and the reader. If anything...it's the difference between “Knowing your crap.” and “Knowing you're crap.”

An invaluable resource in this regard is a book titled “The Elements of Style” by William Strunk and E.B. White. Writers have been using it to improve their writing for ages. Reading it and incorporating what it sets out is sure to improve yours.

The Elements of Style

Pictured: One weeks worth... (just kidding)
Pictured: One weeks worth... (just kidding)

Read...a lot of crap.

When trying to write comedic material, being funny isn't enough. You need information to play with and make fun of. Stand up comics often use elements of their own lives as fodder for jokes. More times than not, they use...every thing else [music, t.v., books, blogs, magazines, etc] too.

The same information consumption that a stand up would use, can also be applied to comedic writing. Only, when you write on the internet, you need twice as much. Seriously.

Reading would seem like,kind of a no brainer. Yet, some would be comedy writers fail to see how it helps them with their writing.

In actuality, reading is a HUGE prerequisite to producing quality material.

It allows you to:

  • Check out your competition
  • Get ideas (steal ideas)
  • Clean up your writing (by comparison against better writing)
  • It helps you find your style.

Style, being what sets you apart, from every other would be funny man with a keyboard and an internet connection.

Pen and paper?! Hey, whatever works.
Pen and paper?! Hey, whatever works.

Write...a LOT of crap.

While reading a lot plays a part, it's good to write a lot too. I'm talking, everyday. Writing is the surest way to get better at writing. Who would have seen that coming? It's part of the whole "practice makes perfect" motif.

By constantly producing content:

  • You build a rhythm and flow to your writing.
  • Your ability to create more content, more jokes, more ideas becomes easier.
  • It allows you to incorporate changes, elaborate easier and iron out grammatical problems too.

Writing, all the time, helps to find your all elusive “voice” (the style of writing that's YOUR style of writing).

Again, practice makes perfect, so they say and never more so that for a writer. Writing a lot will help to identify commonly made mistakes, help develop a good writing “flow”, increase your proficiency and production. All of which are a remedy for a fruitful career in any writing venue.

The one with the sunglasses...that's me! Ha! No. I'm not that cool.
The one with the sunglasses...that's me! Ha! No. I'm not that cool.

Know Who You're Writing For

Have you ever tried to explain a political joke to a 6 year old? There's no way that's happening. The same is true for audiences. If you're a political satirist, college kids that are into beer and fart jokes probably aren't going to like your stuff. Knowing the type of person you're writing for is paramount to success.

Writing comedy, especially internet comedy, is rough. There are thousands, literally thousands of would be writers vying for the disparaging money that writing internet comedy provides. They, of course, are all trying to capture and keep an audience. This means the competition is fierce.

The writers that win out are those that deliver quality, well written content and recognize what their readers sense of humor reacts to. Sure, it sounds like pandering, but, over time a writer can build a loyal following, that will change with the writer's style.

Me. Everyday.
Me. Everyday.

Prepare For The Hate

Prepare to be told you suck...a lot. The internet can be a harsh mistress. Especially when it comes to rude and blatantly mean commentators. The internet has given everyone a voice. As it happens, they use that voice to critique others.

Preparing to be told that what you're writing isn't (funny/smart/original/etc.) can be a hard pill to swallow, for a lot of writers. They take it as personal affronts to their very being. It isn't, of course, because the people commenting rarely know the writer in person.

You can't take comments personally. It's best to simply sue commentary as a learning tool. If the criticism mentions a way to improve your writing, use it or if it mentions a glaring problem with your writing, use that too. Ignore commentary that is blatantly mean and empty [eg. “You suck!”, “This is lame.”, “Stupid!”, etc.]. Comments like those should be disregarded and not taken personally.

Writing comedy on the internet, isn't easy, but, it can be lucrative and fun. These are but a few of the common points writers tend to over look when they try to do it. Take some time to get your writing and material up to snuff and the road to comedic internet fame, money and glory won't be far away.

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    • abyssinal profile imageAUTHOR

      Elton Edgar 

      3 years ago from Pennsylvania

      I would deliver a scathing remark about grammar Nazis or how your name is a plural, but who has the time.

    • monkeyminds profile image

      monkeyminds 

      3 years ago from My Tree House

      Um...er...two errors in it. See if you can find the other one.

      Just saying.

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      monkeyminds 

      3 years ago from My Tree House

      OK, and maybe I am pickind fly shit out of pepper, but his first sentence:

      You've heard it a thousand times, but, if you think about it. It makes sense. The old adage: “If you're going to write...'write right'”.

      Has a punctuation error in it. Unless you're in the UK, or Canada, the closing double quote should be outside of the period.

      http://grammartips.homestead.com/inside.html

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      Javier 

      3 years ago

      My friend made this site, He's prtety awesome, his LOLZ are great and this website has some of his LOLZ, the site is about things that happen every single damn time

    • monkeyminds profile image

      monkeyminds 

      5 years ago from My Tree House

      George Carlin talks about very serious subjects, yet HE'S funny. When Mitch Hedgerg says he wears a tie so that he knows when he's upside down (to ME) that's funny, radio or not.

      But OK, I'll leave you to your personal opinions about comedy, because after all, it's very subjective. Physics...not so much.

      Take care, over & out!

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      monkeyminds 

      5 years ago from My Tree House

      I was talking about your website. Specifically the bit with clowns. Like I said, humor is subjective. Bill Cosby, George Carlin, and many of the younger comics, like Mitch Hedberg, and others are/were very funny, radio or not. But that's just me.

      But right, you're either funny, you're not. When you're not, you become a consultant.

    • abyssinal profile imageAUTHOR

      Elton Edgar 

      5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Well, to be fair. I wasn't trying to be funny when I wrote this hub. I was just explaining what you should know first, if one would want to write comedy on the internet. It's not an instruction manual on how to be funny. You either are funny...or are not.

      Also, if you heard comedians on the radio...they weren't funny. No comedian is ever funny on the radio. It's like saying the comedy on the Disney Channel is funny or knock knock jokes are hilarious, they just aren't. It's like relying on Hub Pages for accurate physics information. It just doesn't happen.

    • monkeyminds profile image

      monkeyminds 

      5 years ago from My Tree House

      OK, I'll try to be constructive, rather than just deal out insults.

      Your response was not bad really. I could have probably laughed more if it wasn't directed at me. Timing is everything, and I didn't enjoy your webpage humor, mostly because I was annoyed at you before I came to the site (and, well...I don't like clowns for another thing).

      Also, humor is so subjective. My humor may not make YOU laugh. What is funny to one person, is not necessarily funny to the next guy.

      I just don't know if there is any way to teach some one how to be funny. Maybe there is, and I should give you a second chance.

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      monkeyminds 

      5 years ago from My Tree House

      I'll be more direct then. You are NOT funny. Not even close. I listened to comedy radio several hours today. That was funny. Over 30 different comedians. All funny. You...not funny. Just saying. Anyone can understand good humor.

      But physics. Nah. However, any time you wish to refute any of my articles on physics, give it a shot. I'll take any article you can refute down immediately. Otherwise, your comments will remain forever, so choose your words carefully, Bozo.

    • abyssinal profile imageAUTHOR

      Elton Edgar 

      5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      I see your grasp of humor is just as poor as your grasp of physics. I take your poorly constructed, barely intelligible, quasi-insult as a compliment. Thank you and may you, your mother and whomever else you have trapped in your dimly lit basement, feel joy from the warmth of my appreciation. May that warmth be of some small comfort from the cold rejection you feel from women, cool people and society in general.

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      monkeyminds 

      5 years ago from My Tree House

      How to make money, when you aren't very funny:

      Become a consultant.

      Write an article about how to make money being funny.

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      Seema Misra 

      5 years ago from Bangalore, India

      What you say makes a lo of sense, not just for humorous writing but for all kinds of writing.

      Humor is the trickiest of the lot, it requires both talent and practice. Also, one needs to steer away from being too offensive; the jokes that work in a screwball comedy will most likely land a client in trouble!

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