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How To Prevent Your Hair From Turning Grey - The Natural Way
Disclaimer - Grey Hair Prevention
The title possibly suggests that there is a method of preventing your hair from turning grey, and has succeeded in drawing your attention to it, am I right?
Well, If you are seriously looking for a solution to your problem of greying hair, I would suggest that you look elsewhere.
Yes, elsewhere! Why so, you may ask. Let me tell you that this is certainly not an article with a cosmetic tint attached to it! I am sure you are confused! Well read on!
Although I assure you that this method is the "natural way" and will definitely prevent your hair or hair belonging to anybody else from turning grey once the method is applied, it will certainly not be of any use to you or to the individual whose hair has undergone this treatment.
If you are disappointed, please accept my apologies. Still, If you want to laugh along with me, kindly continue reading!
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Believe it or not, I have discovered a method of preventing hair from turning grey.
I stumbled upon this idea a long time ago, possibly well over twenty years back, while trying to figure out a solution to a different problem.
Although I did not find the solution to that "different problem" I stumbled upon THIS idea. It hit me like a bolt from the blues!
This method of preventing your hair from turning grey will work for just about anyone at all irrespective of your age or gender!
It would not matter at all if your hair is turning grey prematurely or if it is high time it did! Probably the time is nigh, and you are anxious!
Even if you had the fear that your hair might start turning grey all of a sudden, this method works!
But ... mind you it works only on hair that has not yet turned grey. It can simply do nothing for hair that has already turned grey. So, you have to get in early!
It works on brunettes, redheads, blonds, and on anyone at all irrespective of the natural color of your hair.
It works on people irrespective of their level of intelligence, and geographic location. It works on the rich as well as on the poor, irrespective of your frame of mind too.
In fact if you think this is another of those positivity gimmicks, let me tell you that it will work even if you believe it won't!
There are no drugs involved, no form of plastic surgery or application of any form of medication, no acupuncture, no hypnosis, no witchcraft, no steaming or exercises.
No herbs, no tinting of any sort. No implants or hair transplants. There are no prayers involved either.
I am not trying to sell you wigs or toupees and I am not paving the way to direct you to some website that does these either.
The greatest thing about this is that you could even do it yourself. And it will not cost you anything at all!
However, I have not yet tested it on animals. Although I have not, I have absolutely no intention of doing so even at a later time because I am one hundred per cent positive that it will work on animals too, as the principle that makes it work is the same.
Quite apart from that there is no health hazard at all. No side effects, or after effects. It does not require any post treatment care at all either. It could be just a wee bit painful. However you could completely get over that as well ... mind you, without any form of anesthesia!
It will, however take some time. I mean you need time to apply this treatment as it has to be applied to every single hair that you would want to retain its original color!
Of course in order to save time you could "mass apply" the solution ... but ... the decision is yours!
In fact just do it once and the hair that undergoes this treatment will retain its color forever.
Of course it will!
The hair that undergoes this treatment will retain its color forever! Did you hear that?
Anthing To Do With Hair Styles?
However, this treatment cannot reverse the greying process. Each and every hair that undergoes this treatment retains the color it had, just before the application of this method.
Ever since the day I stumbled upon this discovery, I recall I mentioned this just once, and to a hairdresser when I made a fleeting reference to my discovery as the need to deviate from a conversation we were having, arose.
The need to deviate momentarily was just to make the topic last longer in order to bring about the dramatic ending I was planning!
Does It Require Special Hair Care?
In addition to that, her temporary focus was on a pair of scissors I remember that I had picked up and was examining.
She asked me if there was any remote chance of me dropping the pair of scissors, and this I interpreted as a kindly worded request for me to place it back on the tray from which I picked it up.
When I put it back, she breathed a sigh of relief and with a grateful smile politely pushed the tray as further away from me as she possibly could.
Then she explained to me that these special scissors cost a ton of money and once it is dropped it loses its alignment and that's as good as SAYONARA!
Then she got back to the topic we were discussing and got back to attending to my hair as well. So the two things that she was focusing on, made her deaf to my revelation and I am glad it happened that way.
Later on I did regret that moment of weakness when I revealed my discovery. But, I am certain that this information did not digest in her system. I hope it did not too, as I want the full credit for this discovery.
At that time I had no access to the Internet, and did not have the the foggiest idea of the advantages of the world wide web. All I wanted to do was to reveal this to as many people as possible in the shortest possible time.
Is It Some Kind Of A Hair Spray?
Of course I was not thinking of any commercial gain at all. Just fame! It was fame that I was after. Certainly not fortune!
Fortune, I know always follows fame whether you like it or not! So let fortune take its own course and let me concentrate on fame for the moment!
I wanted to gain fame via this discovery of mine, although I did not have a clue at all as to how I was going to accomplish it.
I kept my mouth shut for twenty years. I had, over this period of time nearly forgotten the whole thing.
In reality, It is no big deal at all. It is just a method by means of which the original color of your hair is retained forever.
Hair that undergoes this unique treatment will never ever again turn grey however long the period of time that may elapse.
At last, the moment you have been waiting for has finally come. I am going to reveal to you my secret. My discovery of twenty years.
At Last! ... This Is How It Is Done! ... It Is So Very Simple!!!
Drum roll, please ...
As I stated many times before, it's the natural way! It's like this, really so very simple. All you need to do is just this. Select the hair or hairs on your head that you don't want to turn grey, and then gently pluck it off your scalp.
If you find plucking painful, you could get someone to cut it off from the very bottom, one hair at a time or many at a time.
Once the hair is disconnected from your scalp, the changes in your metabolism will not affect it any longer and thus it will retain its color forever!
In fact the hair that has been plucked from your scalp will forever retain the color it had before it was plucked ... and it is your very own hair, plucked from your very own scalp!
So ... that is exactly how you prevent your hair from turning grey!
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