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How I Stopped Smoking (limerick)

Updated on August 20, 2013

I finally learned to stop smoking

And healthier life start evoking

I learned peaceful chants

To end all my rants

And fires in my pants wife was stoking


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      This was a great one, Martin!

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      This is funny stuff.

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      shanmarie 4 years ago

      Hahaha....Well, more stoking when wife.can kids a mouth that doesn't taste like an ash tray.

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      Victoria Lynn 4 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      LOL! that's awesome!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      LOL..Whadda woman! Hilarious..

      Keep smoking, M...just don't light up!


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      ignugent17 4 years ago

      It is always good to stop smoking. :-)

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Smoking can be a dangerous and messy business.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Yo, Martin, I guess the cigarette wasn't the only thing that was smoking!

      Brilliant limerick, my friend.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      I remember the holes..yuck..happy i quit...Funny Martin....

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

      Thank you Martin for another awesome limerick. Jamie

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      rose-the planner 4 years ago from Toronto, Ontario-Canada

      I am only assuming that the last line has some sort of sexual connotation attached to it, lol!!!! See what happens when you quit smoking. This was hilarious. Thank you for sharing. (Voted Up) -Rose

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      OK, that last line can be taken several different ways.

      It is funny, any of those ways.


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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL...that would do it alright.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      I'm not sure I get it.....

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      You are the funny one with these.

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      Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

      Brilliant Martin ;loved it for the wit and also as an ex smoker. brilliant limericks Martin and they never disappoint!!!