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How Not To Spice Up Your Romantic Evening (limerick)

Updated on January 13, 2013

One evening I thought it’d be nice

For romance to add little spice

But my wildest dreams

Were too hot it seems

As hot sauce made screams more concise


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      picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Yikes!! A saucy limerick here!!

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That was superb. I never would have dreamed hot sauce. Great job!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Mhatter, hot stuff in the kitchen as well as the bedroom...well well. Nicely done.

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      Dianna Mendez 4 years ago

      Now that's spicing things up! Funny!

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Uh, Martin, I think hot sauce is meant to enhance meat and poultry, not human sensation!

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      I use it at breakfast!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Too much hot sauce will do it every time.

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      Patricia Scott 4 years ago from sunny Florida

      Ouch!!! A little too much of the HOT stuff can b u r n...I needed a smile this evening..

      So glad I stopped by, Mh.

      Sending Angels to you ...:) ps

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      I just posted a comment and it went out in cyberspace i guess. I will try again..I said, " Hottie, hot, hot..Perhaps you will want to do what drbj suggested..LOL

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      That hot sauce is great to spice up your life,

      Now go on home and try it with the wife.

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      Valleypoet 4 years ago

      That's what you call a hot date...on this occasion, a bit too hot LOL :-))

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

      Wonderful! Jamie

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      Shining Irish Eyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

      LOL! I am a lover of hot sauce - at least when it is going down!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      Lol..your humor is hot! Love it m...

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Laughing at this. Thanks for starting my day.

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      Rich 4 years ago from Kentucky

      Experiments can go astray

      when chemicals get in the way

      you tried in turn

      found it to burn

      go back to whipped cream and and pate`.

      Still kickin' it I see! Great job, my friend!

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      Ghaelach 4 years ago

      Morning Martin.

      As Linda say you roll these limericks out faster than Ford cars.

      Keep em coming, love em.

      LOL Ghaelach

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      Linda Crist 4 years ago from Central Virginia

      I don't know how you do it day after day, always surprising and you find the perfect photos to compliment your crazy humor. :-)

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Too hot for the bedroom! :) Thanks for my end-of-the-night laugh!