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How To Fix A Turkey (limerick)

Updated on January 14, 2013

My wife fixed a turkey for me

A treat that fill us with glee

From kitchen came shout

As she threw him out

From brother the lout now we’re free


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      picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      I guess there was more than one turkey in the kitchen!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

      I always know I am going to laugh when I see another limerick from you!

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Turkey Brother. I love the pun in the limerick.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Nothing like a turkey.

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      I envy your humor these days M!

      all i can seem to think about is guns, guns, guns...

      LOL..can ya tell?

      love yaxx

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Some turkeys are simply like no other,

      And can be pests even though a brother!

      Well done! The limerick not the turkey.

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      flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

      You are always making me laugh. Hahaha!!!!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny..Love your limericks..

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      travmaj 4 years ago from australia

      Got me in again ! I agree - don't know how you do it. LOL.

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      Valleypoet 4 years ago

      It's time for him to go....he has been eating all your food for weeks...gobbling it up, and stuffing himself LOL :-))

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      It's awful when a turkey hangs around too long! Up and funny.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      And good riddance to that turkey!

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      Patricia Scott 4 years ago from sunny Florida

      I am always amazed at these..I do not know how you do it...A great secret you are keeping and that is fine...just keep these limericks coming...

      Sending Angels to you :) ps

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      a twist of the truth is funny.

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      Janis Leslie Evans 4 years ago from Washington, DC

      Funny Matt, family can over stay their welcome at times, eh? Cute :-)

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      Jim Higgins 4 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

      And good riddance it was too! Funnnnyyyy!

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      Nellieanna Hay 4 years ago from TEXAS


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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I'm with Theresa; I can't do this, so I enjoy them so much.

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      Theresa Ast 4 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      Clever and funny. :) I am always amazed at people who can do limericks. Can't seem to make my mind work that way. :)