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How To Fix A Turkey (limerick)
My wife fixed a turkey for me
A treat that fill us with glee
From kitchen came shout
As she threw him out
From brother the lout now we’re free
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I guess there was more than one turkey in the kitchen!
I always know I am going to laugh when I see another limerick from you!
Turkey Brother. I love the pun in the limerick.
Nothing like a turkey.
I envy your humor these days M!
all i can seem to think about is guns, guns, guns...
LOL..can ya tell?
love yaxx
Some turkeys are simply like no other,
And can be pests even though a brother!
Well done! The limerick not the turkey.
You are always making me laugh. Hahaha!!!!
Funny..Love your limericks..
Got me in again ! I agree - don't know how you do it. LOL.
It's time for him to go....he has been eating all your food for weeks...gobbling it up, and stuffing himself LOL :-))
It's awful when a turkey hangs around too long! Up and funny.
And good riddance to that turkey!
I am always amazed at these..I do not know how you do it...A great secret you are keeping and that is fine...just keep these limericks coming...
Sending Angels to you :) ps
a twist of the truth is funny.
Funny Matt, family can over stay their welcome at times, eh? Cute :-)
And good riddance it was too! Funnnnyyyy!
Cute!
I'm with Theresa; I can't do this, so I enjoy them so much.
Clever and funny. :) I am always amazed at people who can do limericks. Can't seem to make my mind work that way. :)
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