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How Ugly Was She (limerick)

Updated on November 4, 2013

The waitress who waited on guys

So ugly description defies

When goodbye they bid

On tips which they did

George Washington hid his blue eyes


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      Ghaelach 3 years ago

      Another great one Martin.

      Hope GW got his eyes sorted.

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      Suzette Walker 3 years ago from Taos, NM

      LOL! You are a hoot!

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      Bill Holland 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Ain't no doubt about it...that's ugly!!!!!!!

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      Dil Vil 3 years ago from India


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      Mary Craig 3 years ago from New York

      Now that's ugly! So well done again my friend.

      Voted up and awesome.

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      Marlene Bertrand 3 years ago from Northern California, USA

      Too bad George Washington had to see that.

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

      That was pretty clever. Jamie

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      Caroline Marie 3 years ago from Close to Heaven

      LOL Very cleverly written!

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      drbj and sherry 3 years ago from south Florida

      You know, Martin, not everyone can be pretty,

      Maybe she's kind to her dog and her kitty.

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      Dora Isaac Weithers 3 years ago from The Caribbean

      Another good one!

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      Good one!

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      kjforce 3 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99...glad I found you again...had issues with life, HP, computer...All contacts were lost in cyberspace..and just when I was about to give up, I found a list of all my contacts that I had copied by I am on a mission to touch base with everyone can...Cool limerick...I missed your Wit !

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Clever indeed.

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      DJ Anderson 3 years ago

      Poor George!!

      Great Limerick!


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      Deb Hirt 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Since she got tips, sounds like her looks were a moot point, eh?

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