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How Ugly Was She (limerick)

Updated on November 4, 2013

The waitress who waited on guys

So ugly description defies

When goodbye they bid

On tips which they did

George Washington hid his blue eyes


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Since she got tips, sounds like her looks were a moot point, eh?

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Poor George!!

      Great Limerick!


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Clever indeed.

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99...glad I found you again...had issues with life, HP, computer...All contacts were lost in cyberspace..and just when I was about to give up, I found a list of all my contacts that I had copied by I am on a mission to touch base with everyone can...Cool limerick...I missed your Wit !

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Good one!

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      Dora Weithers 4 years ago from The Caribbean

      Another good one!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      You know, Martin, not everyone can be pretty,

      Maybe she's kind to her dog and her kitty.

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      Caroline Marie 4 years ago

      LOL Very cleverly written!

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 4 years ago from Reno NV

      That was pretty clever. Jamie

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      Marlene Bertrand 4 years ago from Northern California, USA

      Too bad George Washington had to see that.

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      Mary Craig 4 years ago from New York

      Now that's ugly! So well done again my friend.

      Voted up and awesome.

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      Dil Vil 4 years ago from India


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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Ain't no doubt about it...that's ugly!!!!!!!

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      Suzette Walker 4 years ago from Taos, NM

      LOL! You are a hoot!

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      Ghaelach 4 years ago

      Another great one Martin.

      Hope GW got his eyes sorted.