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How Wife Got Rid Of Guy Bothering Me (limerick)

Updated on April 12, 2015

This man just would not let me free

Each place that I looked there he’d be

My patience grew shearer

With this perseverer

Till wife took my mirror from me


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      travmaj 3 years ago from australia

      Made me laugh again - I bet he found another mirror!

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      Linda Crampton 3 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      This is both creative and funny, Martin!

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      Doris James-MizBejabbers 3 years ago

      I hope she broke it! Funny Martin.

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      Phyllis Doyle Burns 3 years ago from High desert of Nevada.

      Very clever, Martin. I love it. You come up with the greatest limericks that really entertain. Thanks.

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      breakfastpop 3 years ago

      She's a smart woman!

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      Shauna L Bowling 3 years ago from Central Florida

      Too funny! I had no idea where you were going with this until the last line. Very clever, Martin!