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Love Talk

Updated on February 23, 2013

Your body emits rays like morning sunshine.

With sweat exuding? What you say is a crime!

Your hair so long and so subtle is charmingly inviting.

It's a wig. And I can't stop itching and scratching.

I long to get drunk on your tears.

I'd love it if you'd get off my foot, dear!

Your nose, I love kissing.

After I spent the night sneezing?

Your teeth my soul masticate.

I'll take them out.

Your lashes my will castigate.

I'll take them off.

Your eyes haunt and enchant me.

Off with the contacts. Weee!

Your chin is surprisingly soft.

With acne, and three hairs on a wart?

Your voice harmonizes with birds tweeting.

Ever hear of ganders squawking?

Your chest...

Watch it! Or my knee will connect with your lower best!

Your waist makes dreams abound.

I bet! At 64 inches around.

Your arms sway like flowers on airy fields.

I chicken flap. And hairy is more accurate.

Your hands' warmth and softness immolates me.

Sandpaper's softer and they're cold as a blizzard.

Your feet so dainty and delicate...

Smelly, 12 and scaly as a lizard?

Your legs are a monument to beauty.

Monumental. You got one right, honey.

Now, tell me. Be honest. For I have no class, money or beaut'.

Why persist to love for so long this brute?

A long time ago I felt so sad.

You opened your soul and took care of mine.

No one has touched me so deep and so true.

That's why I love your soul and everything that's you.

In that case,

what did you want to do to my nose again?

Do you like frankness in a relationship or sugar-coating?

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      20 months ago

      Too cute!

    • Agnes Penn profile imageAUTHOR

      Maria del Pilar Perez 

      7 years ago from Nicholson, Pennsylvania, USA

      Thanks, Eiddwen, for your kind comments. I simply had fun with it.

    • Eiddwen profile image


      7 years ago from Wales

      Oh my gosh what a brilliantly clever and funny poem.

      You are indeed so talented and I am so glad you came upon me as I can now with great pleasure follow you on here.

      A vote up is a must!!

      Take care and have a great day.


    • Agnes Penn profile imageAUTHOR

      Maria del Pilar Perez 

      7 years ago from Nicholson, Pennsylvania, USA

      I've been on both ends, Mary, and I can't get over how beautiful people's souls truly are. Thanks.

    • mary615 profile image

      Mary Hyatt 

      7 years ago from Florida

      Sometimes we love someone, no matter what they look and smell like. They have inner beauty. Well written, witty.

    • Agnes Penn profile imageAUTHOR

      Maria del Pilar Perez 

      7 years ago from Nicholson, Pennsylvania, USA

      Personal experience, Becky, is always the best author!

    • Becky Katz profile image

      Becky Katz 

      7 years ago from Hereford, AZ

      It is hard to take seriously a poem with accurate comments back. I am impressed with your wit and with your poetic ability.


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