Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall reading his book
Here comes the police with siren, they thought he was a crook
Humpty's friends all jumped off the wall and ran away
Humpty fell and was never the same to this very same day
Humpty Dumpty was on his way to school
Humpty did not know the golden rules
The Principal shouted no running in the hall
Humpty never heard, slipped and had a great fall
Humpty Dumpty was tired and went to England to visit the queen
It was the most royal place he had seen
Humpty decided to ride a horse and was flung to the floor around a bend
But all the queens horses and all the queen's men, couldn't put humpty together again.
I bet at the end of this poem you will forget how the real Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme goes
As for Humpty Dumpty, he is nothing now but a shell and a nose.