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I Am At The Lost And Found

Updated on June 18, 2013

Where Has My Idea Gone ?

I look around the corner and I know it was there a second ago

I seen it on the tip of my tongue

How long do I have to wait ?

Till my idea comes back to me

Be patient nothing happens over night

Think good thoughts and your idea will come back to you

Sex more sex and lots more sex

No not those thoughts

Thoughts of what you were writing that will trigger an idea

That will bring you closer to your subject and it will all come back to you

Relax and breath don't get aggrivated or upset

Even though you look so funny when you get mad

Your forehead has more wrinkles than a golf ball has dimples

Your ears turn fire engine red

I think your brain loses it's oxygen

So I wouldn't do that again

Clear your mind and think of what rhymes with orange

This could take awhile

I see that your no speed demon when it comes to retracing your steps

There goes swifty doesn't apply to you

We have tried many ways and they have all come up blank

Just like the thoughts in your head you can't seem to remember

That's it I was writing about where does an idea go when I forget it completely

Can I trigger key words like the computer to bring on an endless list of choices

Do I ask other people for help?

Go to the help forums and look for answers

Play the waiting game and say I will not sleep until I think of what I was writing about

Do I pretend I never thought of that idea and then it will just surface like the worms after a heavy rain

Oh God I hope not those worms are dead

I better think of a better idea than that

Then I know what I will do I will sitck it under my hat for safe keeping

Better yet I won't let it out of my sight

I will handcuff it to the chair and all I will do is stare

No that sounds to much like that hot series the Shades Of Grey

Where anything and everything goes

That is what I need some exciting words to turn up the heat

I am looking for something hot and steamy

Breaking all the rules and making lots of money

Throw a little love and lust

Big bobs yes I know I forgot the o

That will keep me on the edge of my seat

Well the time has passed so quickly like gas

That can't be a good thing

I have to go to bed

There I go again think of getting naked under the sheets

O.k. I have to get a shower

Dropping all my clothes to the floor and standing naked

What if someone walks in

Lock the door

Who would come to my house in the middle of the night anyway

When I am in the shower how much of a threat can I be

Well I have to wrap this up in leather and lace

No don't go there

Whatever I say it is going to be taken the wrong way

I keep thinking what will become of this hub

Will it fall into the dead hub zone

Where nobody goes

Where it sits and waits to be found

I am here finally at the lost and found

I am going to run in quickly and see if anyone can help me

I am looking for something that was hot on my tongue

No not hot sauce or cajun pepper

I was in the dark and was stripped off everything I knew

They might call the police and lock me up for indescent exposure

I am nervous what do I say

It seemed so easy a minute ago now I am worried too

I will be honest and that is always the right thing to do

I will come clean and not hold anything back

Like a true confession

This is what happened right from the beginning

I worked all night and my boss is a jerk

I came home exhausted and I was going right to bed

Then I was a little bit hungry and I grabbed my nuts

I forgot about them for a long time but now I was in the mood

They always give me quick energy

Then I started to undress and the phone rang

I ran to grab it just incase it was important

A soft voice asked what was I wearing

I said nothing and what is it to you

I am in the middle of something can you call me another time

Hanging up the phone I suddenly forgot my train of thought

I had an idea that I wanted to write

Never mind it can't be all that important

They say you remember only what has real meaning in your life

So here I am

Can you help me ?

Do you need more details

I am a writer and I try not to leave anything out

Because the littlest thing could be a clue

Of what the real me is like

Or the real you if it is you or an imposter who nocked the real you out

Now you are here to steel the other persons identity

Ofcourse secretly without anyone knowing

Now that I know what your doing you are afraid I might go to the police and tell them everything

Then you will be arrested and lose your job and it will all be because of me

So can you help me?

Get out before I change my mind

What's got him mad

He must of had a bad day

Boy I would hate to be him

O.k. o.k. I am leaving no need to get all pushy

I guess I am on my own once again

Why don't people understand what I am trying to say

It is plain as day

The sun is up no time to sleep

I think I will go out for breakfast and have something to eat

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    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      6 years ago

      raciniwa i am all smiles.Have a beautiful afternoon.

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      raciniwa 

      6 years ago from Naga City, Cebu

      now, this is the most important idea i have read...

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      6 years ago

      picklesandrufus I am so glad I am not alone.The thoughts are actually good thoughts but one or two would be nice but thirty or fourty a little overwhelmng all at once.I love to share to all those who care.Your very nice to spend the time to read my stories/poems.I keep trying to make them better.I just need twenty years time.Enjoy and I would love to share stories some day maybe if you were bored or it was raining and you wanted to spice up your day .(haha)I might of added a little hot pepper to the mix.

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      picklesandrufus 

      6 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      I have a lot of those thoughts whirling around in my mind too...they make sense to me! Fun read.

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      6 years ago

      pennyofheaven I did my best to slow down my thoughts but it was like putting the brakes on a car going 90.If you were me you know it's crazy.I write what I feel and try to keep my thoughts current and all centered around like a group of people around a campfire.But soon I realized people come and go and so do my thoughts.The more I tried to hold them together the more they traveled far and wide.So I let my thoughts go freely with one final thought expressed I am here and now this is what I think and this is how an idea is found or lost again.Thanx so much.I love to share.

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      pennyofheaven 

      6 years ago from New Zealand

      Haha the dialogue of the your inner mind I relate well to. Very entertaining, very real. Thanks so much.

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