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You're NOT Bruce Lee (limerick)

Updated on June 25, 2013

Whop! Was the sound those wood sticks said!

If I can make it to the bed.

That really hurt me.

I am not Bruce Lee.

Those nunchucks went upside my head.


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      Man of Strength 4 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Thanks Mhatter, you are the master of the limerick.

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      Martin Kloess 4 years ago from San Francisco

      Funny, guess what's viral?

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      CrisSp 4 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Ouch! :) Looks like he was really hurt. It took him 22 seconds to get up. Enjoyed your poem though. Thanks to Cantuhearmescream for sharing this.

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Man of Strength,

      Uh oh... watch out, MOS is on a roll! lol... this is funny and so is video. It's a good thing we only had plastic nun chucks growing up, ha ha!

      HR Up and Stuff! :D

      Sharing too!