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I Am The Victim Filing Complaint

Updated on October 18, 2011

My mother she’s an at home jury who like to prosecute her children

I am the victim filing complaint to daddy

Who is my attorney, sometime he would help me…to get away with things

But sometime he’s cruel…he say, “Now you listen to your mom!”

Daddy afraid of mommy, just like his children

He always tells us to listen to her…even though sometime he doesn’t; daddy plead guilty!

Daddy is an amazing person, he’s tough and cool

Unlike momma, she complain and she punished; getting whip…she’s cruel

One day things turn around, daddy turn to be the jury

Momma is my attorney; she helped me get away with things

But dad is a bad jury, when he punished me he kept me in prison

With no TV…electronic, or outdoor with my friends

He takes my phone away, he’s meant with what he says

I admit that I like mom better when she’s a jury instead…

Daddy is too tough, he play jury very rough

When he says it’s enough, he really meant it’s enough

Daddy can be playful, daddy can be the pain

Mom can be the best judge, but I hate when she complain

I tell you the truth, sure this can be facts, whenever my mother goes mad

My mother can be in the 24 hours nonstop radio show broadcast

When daddy gets mad, dad can be the police man

Who arrest his children

Keeping his kids indoor

With rule strictly applied, cable satellite goes bye bye…

Poor kid like me…I have parent who’s mean

Don’t you feel sorry for me?

Seeing my parent taking turn duties…

I’m feeling a bit woozy

Lord please help me…I’ll do anything

Pretty please?

I bet tonight they’re dreaming

What else to do with me, please God protect me…my parent is being mean

They take away my entertainment

My snacks and my friends

Are they trying to kill me?

Please Lord help me, I promise to be your best friend!

Well Lord didn’t hear my prayer

The cycling goes on and on

Until I’m grown up like them

Now it’s my turn to be the pain in my children rear ends!


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      robert 6 years ago

      That is an amazing poem.

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      chanroth 6 years ago from California, USA

      Thank you chotii and rajan. :)

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      Rajan Singh Jolly 6 years ago from From Mumbai, presently in Jalandhar,INDIA.

      Beautiful and so full of life and truth is all I can say.

      The last few line s completes a full circle in a person's life.

      voted up and beautiful.

      thanks for this.

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      chotii 6 years ago

      cute n adorable...

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      chanroth 6 years ago from California, USA

      hi lyn and nisa, thanks. hehe...I totally agree with you.

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      nisa 6 years ago

      lol...that's too funny and so true. I love it very much. I totally agree with lyns comment. :D

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      lyns 6 years ago from USA

      Lol well organized and said, I bet if they knew the justice system this is how it would go in their head, I love it thanks for sharing I gave this thumbs up, interesting, beautiful, useful, and funny all the goodies

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      chanroth 6 years ago from California, USA

      Hi Attikos, yes, it is amazing...Thanks. :)

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      Attikos 6 years ago from East Cackalacky

      Isn't it amazing how quickly the little hellions learn to play off one against the other?