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News Worthy

Updated on March 3, 2011

News Worthy

I am the bones of Badilia Jones
I call from the depths of the sea...
I was tossed in the drink
and before I could sink
Jaws came to dinner on me!

I am the head of Georgie McDred
I hang from an old willow tree...
mistook for a crook...
I was swung by a hook
and mistaken for bad company!

I am the entrails of the Mistress O'Grails
I'm buried beneath a fine rose...
tossed in the beds
of Queen Lizzy reds...
to blame for the thorns I impose.

I am the jewels of Sir Reginald Druells...
I once was the bard of a king...
kissed his queen in the dell,
then got tossed down the well...
Now, forever soprano I'll sing.

And if you believe the tales that I weave,
My friend, you are worse for the wear.
I just watched the news
that inspired these ruse,
a broadcast of newsworthy fare!

"Copyright 2011, All Rights Reserved."


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    • BeyondMax profile image

      BeyondMax 6 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      LOL that was awesome! I was actually 'singing' the poem in my head, believed every single word LOL That is just clever, my friend! Fascinating =)

    • No_Clue profile image

      No_Clue 7 years ago

      It is with a huge grin that I type this, thank you! My brain is crazed some nights and this is what pops out! LOL!!

    • justom profile image

      justom 7 years ago from 41042

      Hilarious, this is another one that has that rap element. You better be careful P Diddy will be wanting you to write for him :-P Just hilarious!! Peace!! Tom

    • No_Clue profile image

      No_Clue 7 years ago

      star, I am most happy to hear this! I posted this under another title, had second thoughts and unpublished it, but got the business from a friend who had read it. Decided to re-title, amend, and add a I am glad I did!

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      Annette Donaldson 7 years ago from Northern Ireland

      I really enjoyed this poem, gave me a good laugh and certainly cheered up my long and busy day.

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      janbee 7 years ago

      Very nice piece of work!Up & Awesome !!

    • No_Clue profile image

      No_Clue 7 years ago

      Thank you, attemptedhumour...this was a crazy write, from a crazed mind, but a fun write...

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      attemptedhumour 7 years ago from Australia

      Well you are officially some-clue now. Ideas come from many places and other writers, if we can refer to ourselves by that lofty term, appreciate the creativity involved in this beautiful piece of work. It's pretty special. Bravo!

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      No_Clue 7 years ago

      Will, you are so funny...thanks for the read and awesome brain is scrambled today and this is what comes I did listen to the news at 6 and see what happened! I hate the news, what was I thinkin??? anyways, until next time!

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      bbnix 7 years ago from Southern California

      "A poet of newsworthy flair" indeed. You make it sound easy to write the high quality of which you do.

      Very nice!!

      (darn that great white...)


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