I Better Move My Wife Has Big Plans
She Is On A Secret Mission
She won't tell me but I am sure I will soon know
Her mind never stops
She has so many ideas locked up in her head
I say set them free and enjoy the empty space
Relax,read or write what could be better than that
She smiles with that sinster grin
What does she have in mind ?
What plans does she have for me ?
I have the time now to write but soon I will hear her words send chills up and down my back
Like someone placed a snowball their where first you feel the icy cold
As if the shock wasn't enough
I feel the snow slowly slide as it melts inbetween my shirt and my body
My body distorted to every unimaginable position
To relieve itself from the instant shock
Now in a very soft and calm voice
Would you like to eat lunch ?
O.k. here I come
What will I get myself into now
Have to go and don't know when I will be back