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Very Funny Poem About Aging and Attitude About Johnny Depp

Updated on March 25, 2018
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Audrey writes poetry to fulfill a need and release confined feelings. She won her first poetry contest at age 7. We all have a poem to write

Johnny Depp, receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.  April, 2011
Johnny Depp, receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. April, 2011 | Source

Nice To Meet You Mr. Depp

I first met Johnny Depp through the movie, " Edward Scissorhands " and instantly found myself ignited by his great talent. Soon after seeing this movie, I saw him again in the movie " Benny and Joon" which was shown on television. The movie " Chocolat" was next, followed by " Secret Window ", Pirates of the Caribbean", "Don Juan De Marco" and one of my favorites, " What's Eating Gilbert Grape ".

More movies followed and I found myself falling in love with this multi-talented actor. But it was his television appearances and interviews, especially, The Actors Studio, that left me with such a huge respect for him on a personal level. His humility and wonderful sense of humor touched me so.

Thank you, Mr. Depp...for you are the inspiration and motivation for my poem.

Oh, Johnny

I dreamt I slept with Johnny Depp

And I was 21

He fed me grapes and made me laugh

My heart said “He’s the one”


I dreamt I slept with Johnny Depp

And I was 32

What makes this man exciting?

I haven’t got a clue


I dreamt I slept with Johnny Depp

And I was 45

How is it I'm so lucky

He’s the sexiest man alive


I dreamt I slept with Johnny Depp

And I am 53

I hear him snoring through the night

Its irritating me


I dreamt I slept with Johnny Depp

Now I am 64

If he doesn’t stop that snoring

He’ll end up on the floor


I dreamt I slept with Johnny Depp

And I am 77

Dear Johnny what has happened

To our little slice of heaven ?


I dreamt I slept with Johnny Depp

Dear God, I’m 89

I lay here with my memories

That once were so divine


I dreamt I slept with Johnny Who?

Today I’m 99

I think he was a pirate

In another place and time


Thanks for all the memories

I 've loved you to the end

And now it's time to say to you

Farewell, my dream, my friend.


My Favorite Movie With Johnny Depp and Leonard Di Caprio

Thanks, Nicolas Cage, For Bringing Us Johnny Depp

John Christopher Depp II, was born June 9, 1963, in Owensboro, Kentucky. He would become one of the most famous screen actors of his time. Johnny, not only excels as an actor, he also plays guitar and is quite the musician.

His acting career began with televisions' "21 Jump Street" (1984 - 1993) and he soon became a teen idol. Depp fell into acting when his wife introduced him to her ex-boyfriend, actor Nicolas Cage. Cage, saw that Johnny was signed by an agent and after a few small parts as an extra in movies, he landed his first big movie, "Nightmare on Elm Street" in 1984.

Johnny Depp continually challenges himself to portray roles that are larger-than-life.

Johnny Depp in Paris

Johnny Depp - 2009
Johnny Depp - 2009 | Source

Johnny Depp Movies

Johnny Depps' list of movies include:

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street
  • Cry-Baby
  • Platoon
  • Edward Scissorhands
  • Benny and Joon
  • What's Eating Gilbert Grape
  • Ed Wood
  • Dead Man
  • Don Juan DeMarco
  • Donnie Brasco
  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
  • The Ninth Gate
  • Sleepy Hollow
  • The Astronaut's Wife
  • Before Night Falls
  • Chocolat (Johnny Played Guitar in this film)
  • Blow
  • From Hell
  • Once Upon a Time in Mexico
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
  • Secret Window
  • Finding Neverland
  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
  • Corpse Bride
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
  • Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
  • Public Enemies
  • The Imagenarium of Doctor Parnassus
  • Alice in Wonderland
  • The Tourist
  • Rango
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
  • The Rum Diary
  • Dark Shadows
  • The Lone Ranger
  • Transcendence
  • Into The Woods
  • Mordacai
  • Black Mass
  • Yoga Hosers
  • Donald Trump's The Art of the Deal: The Movie
  • Alice Through The Looking Glass
  • Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell no Tales
  • Murder on the Orient Express
  • LAbyrinth
  • FantsticBeasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
  • Richard Says Goodbye

Aging Isn't So Bad

Humor is your best friend during the aging process. My parents had an amazing sense of humor combined with a positive attitude. Even when my father had his leg amputated during a bout with gangrene in his foot, he found humor. Though his doctor's warned him, because of his advanced age, he most likely would not walk again, he used humor to press on, practiced daily, and proved the doctors wrong.

My poem about aging and Johnny Depp is not intended to make fun of Johnny - it's about how aging can change our perspective. It's all in fun.

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When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.

- George Burns

© 2011 Audrey Hunt

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      Audrey Hunt 3 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      social thoughts - Thanks so much. So glad to see you here and to know you like my poem.

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      social thoughts 3 years ago from New Jersey

      I love this! Adorable and funny!

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      Audrey Hunt 4 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      SamboRambo - Just what I want to hear. Thanks.

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      Samuel E. Richardson 4 years ago from Salt Lake City, Utah

      This brought me a mirthful chuckle.

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      Audrey Hunt 5 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      khmazz - Thank you for enjoying my poem about Johnny Depp. It was so much fun to write!

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      Audrey Hunt 5 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      embarrett91 - You've put a smile on my face with your winning comments. I love how you've interpreted exactly my intention. I had to laugh myself as I creative each line :) Thanks so much.

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      Kristen Mazzola 5 years ago from South Florida

      Great hub! I loved it from start to finish to the pictures!!! Awesome :)

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      Erika 5 years ago

      hahaha This is so great! I have always loved Johnny Depp too. I love how you took it from being a fan to being like his longtime wife, capturing the emotions a lot of us get when being with one person for a very long time. It's so funny!

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      Audrey Hunt 5 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      Theater girl - I can tell that you truly recognized the gist of aging in my poem. It's what gives the poem its meaning. Thanks so much!

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      Audrey Hunt 5 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      wayne barrett - How great to see you here! Thank you for finding the humor in my poem. Take care.

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      Audrey Hunt 5 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      Thanks Vellur for reading my Johnny Depp poem!

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      Jennifer 5 years ago from New Jersey

      This is so funny! I laughed out loud and people around me stared...voted up and sharing! Love the tongue and cheek description of aging and how life changes our perceptions!

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      Wayne Barrett 5 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Very humorous piece.

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      Nithya Venkat 5 years ago from Dubai

      Enjoyed reading and loved your poem, voted way up.

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      Audrey Hunt 5 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      ahorseback - Hahahahahaha!!! Love it. Thanks you rascal you!

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      ahorseback 5 years ago

      "Johnny Who "?, I missed this one somehow , this is cute , I pushed all your buttons ! Or Johnny did anyways , Oh hell I can dream too can't I ?......:-}

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      Audrey Hunt 5 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      Awwwe - My Linda. My face is lit up like a string of Christmas Tree lights! What is it about you that sends a warm, fuzzy feeling to all of us at HP?

      Come back anytime - there's enough "Johnny"

      for the both of us :)

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      Linda Bilyeu 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Yes, I'm back once again. Come on, how could anyone stay away from this hub! :)

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      Audrey Hunt 5 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      Debbie - Thank you for living my dream with me as you read through each verse. Your interpretation hit home. I'm so glad you left your comment. Merry Christmas Debbie ~

      Patty Inglish ~ Thank you for being here, finding my poem entertaining, sharing it and rating an up and awesome. This is a gift to me.

      I must see "The Mad Hatter" and I'm still chuckling out loud.

      Thanks for letting me know about these 3 new films coming up. I'm in heaven :)

      Happy Holidays Patty !

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      Patty Inglish 5 years ago from USA. Member of Asgardia, the first space nation, since October 2016

      This poem is grandly entertaining and I'm sharing it as well as marking it Up and Awesome. Depp's favorite role for me is the Mad Hatter, but I don't suppose waking up to that persona in bed is very comfortable - more like a daily hallucination? However, his Banabas Collins is fine anywhere, as is his Tonto. In future, he's to be in films about Paul Revere and Don Quixote and a nw Thin Man - so many interesting characters...

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      Debby Bruck 5 years ago

      Dear Audrey - You drew me in from the word go and with each decade I wanted to know how the dream would play out. Dementia. Love and blessings, Debby

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      Audrey Hunt 5 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      Hi Mary - Love your comments. I'm still chuckling:) And yes, it's definitely time for another movie with Mr. Depp. Thanks for the generous votes Mary.

      Hi Audrey - I'm glad to see you here. It's so nice of you to read this. Your own poetry is in a class that is unreachable for me. It is also so inspiring to me - I will continue to keep trying.

      Merry Christmas my dear friend!

      Attikos - Really? Oh no! Oh well, we all have our faults:)

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      Attikos 5 years ago from East Cackalacky

      I understand he bathes only once a year or so and rarely brushes his teeth. Sleeping with him might be a ... uhm ... richer experience than you bargained for.

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      Audrey Howitt 5 years ago from California

      Aww-very cute Audrey!!

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      Mary Hyatt 5 years ago from Florida

      I love Johnny Depp too. I'm old enough to be his Grandmother; wonder if he would like a Grandma. I'd make him cookies and play piano for him. I have followed his career like you have. It's time for him to have a new movie, don't you think?

      This is great. I voted it UP, and will share.

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      Audrey Hunt 5 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      Tee- hee - That was the best dream I ever had:) I fall asleep every night just hoping for a RE-PEAT!

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      Linda Bilyeu 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

      You lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky lady. Did I mention lucky? :)

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      Audrey Hunt 5 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      Cathleena Beams - Johnny continues to be one of my favorite actors. I'm so glad you took the time to read and comment on my hub. I'll be over to visit you real soon!

      fpherj48 - Awe heck - I've decided to share Johnny with you:) And if you're lucky, the dream will be just as good as the real thing. How I love your comments and the laughter provided to me. And I plan to live at least to 99 just so I can dream about Johnny who? Hugs.

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      Audrey Hunt 5 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      Dear Ghaelach - My friend. I will continue to dream of Johnny even though he may be dressed in overalls and farming with his love:)

      Thank you for your comments which I very much enjoyed reading. Feel free to go ahead and share this poem with anyone you like. I am honored. My best to you.

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      Audrey Hunt 5 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      Victoria Lynn - Johnny is the whole package. Every time I see him in a movie or interview I just feel so darn good inside. Thanks for sharing the same feelings with me. :)

      Just Ask Susan - Ha ha ha! How clever your poem is. If you ever do dream about Johnny, better not tell hubby:)

      Cassy Lu1981 - So glad you liked this Cassy. Thanks for the great votes!

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      Ghaelach 5 years ago

      Morning Audrey.

      I don't know what I was doing all those 15 months ago first published this wonderful humorous hub.

      JD is one of the great multi-talented actors of our time, and I am privileged to have seen most of his work.

      The times you slept with JD must have been a Shangri-La for you, at least until you where..........shall we say a lady of an acquired age and then he started snoring. But you hung on in there with him.

      A wonderful hub and if it is allowed I'd love to share it with my friends in cyber-space.

      Take care and have a great week.

      LOL Ghaelach

      PS: I'm afraid you've lost him again. He and his new love are turning into farmers. They have just bought a ranch

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      Audrey Hunt 5 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      Hi Janine ~ Oh dear - do I have to share Johnny with you too? I'm already having trouble with Linda (sunshine625) in that department:) I suppose there's enough of him to go around. Appreciate the great votes and sharing!

      Sunshine625 - Uh-oh. Got caught with my "Linda"comment to Janine :) Yummy does it!

      Nell darling:) Now that's just what I like to hear. I'm delighted that you enjoyed my little poem!

      Vincent - Oh yes...Rachel was something else in her day and still looks amazing. Thanks for the tweet and vote up and sweet dreams:)

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      Audrey Hunt 5 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      Deborah - I've missed you! So nice to see you here and glad you found my poem funny. Will be over to visit soon. Thanks!

      rcrumple - HAHAHAHA! You are too funny. We all appreciate you Richard. And your dear wife has no thoughts about any other man but her Richard.

      Drax - I'm so glad you liked my poem and it's great to see you here. Take care.

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      Paula 5 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      Vocal Coach...I'm so glad this is making a trip around HP again!! It's soooo cute. I love Johnny and I love this hub....but I'm jealous of course.

      I'd settle for one dream about him! Honey...if someone could still dream about Johnny at 99, more power to her!!! Even Johnny WHO? is gorgeous! LOL.........UP+++

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      Cathleena Beams 5 years ago from Lascassas, Tennessee

      Too funny. Although I have loved his movies, I have never dreamed of sleeping with him. Great and very humorous poem. Loved it!

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      CassyLu1981 5 years ago from Spring Lake, NC

      Hahahaha, gotta love Johnny!!!! Voted up and shared :)

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      Susan Zutautas 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      I'd like to sleep with Johnny Depp

      and not just in a dream

      Please don't tell my husband

      He would just scream

      I loved your poem!

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      Victoria Lynn 5 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      That is so awesome and yummy. Why is he so hot??? :-)

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      Vincent Moore 5 years ago

      Oh and I loved the poem to, great rhyme and verse. Isn't it amazing how we see things differently as we age, but heck it's nice to dream of pleasant things, I still dream of Rachel Welch in her hay day, Yippy Kyee. Voted up and tweeted.

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      Nell Rose 5 years ago from England

      Now that was pure genius! Haha! laughing so hard I nearly fell of my chair! brilliant!

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      Vincent Moore 5 years ago

      Your funny Sunshine, I would say YUMMY to if I was bent that way. LOLL

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      Linda Bilyeu 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

      YUMMY!

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      Janine Huldie 5 years ago from New York, New York

      Cannot help but love this poem, because I truly love Johnny Depp so this one truly was a winner for sure!! Have voted and shared all over :)

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      des donnelly 5 years ago from NYC....

      this is such a totally brilliant poem... thanks

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Richard now come on... spoil sport.. lol

      Debbie

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      Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky

      I can honestly say I've never had any thoughts of sleeping with Johnny Depp. Great Poem, but again, I've never had any thoughts of sleeping with Johnny Depp. I enjoyed the poem, but I've never had any thoughts of sleeping with Johnny Depp. Please don't ask me to ask my wife if she has. It's something I'd rather not know! lol Great Hub!

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      How did I miss this funny and wonderful poem.. I love it.. I am so glad Daisy shared it on facebook...

      I do love Johnny Depp.. all his movies but at last he is only human.. lol.. but it is nice to dream.

      blessings

      Debbie

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      Audrey Hunt 5 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      Christina - Very glad you enjoyed my poem about our Johnny. Come back soon. :)

      tillsontitan - What great comments you posted here. I'm still giggling:)

      Johnny seems to be able to play any part as an actor. I'm just crazy about him. Thank you for your vote up, funny, awesome and interesting.

      KatrineDM - Thank you so much for visiting and taking time to leave your comments. Very supportive. Thanks again.

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      KatrineDM 5 years ago

      Oh wow! Well at the end of the day he is only human, just like our own men...Great imagery, and made me smile all the way, thanks!

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      Mary Craig 5 years ago from New York

      I loved this! In addition to your cleverly written poem I noticed that the few men hubbers commenting here don't want to sleep with Johnny ('nough said).

      He is a great actor and this poem is a great tribute!

      Voted up, funny, awesome and interesting!

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      CHRISTINA 5 years ago

      soooooooooo funny!!!liked it a lot!And of cource i adore Johnny.

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      You are welcome! Anytime! :)

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      Audrey Hunt 5 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      josh3418 - Hahahaha!!! Very funny. I needed that laugh today. And our Linda is truly a riot. I always look forward to her comments. Thanks for the great rating and for reading this Josh.

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Audrey, I have to say that I have never dreamt of sleeping with Johnny Depp, ok whew, had to get that off my chest, :)

      Great hub, funny, awesome, clever, and creative!

      LOL @ Linda, you are a riot! :)

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      Audrey Hunt 5 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      rahulo324 - Hello and thank you for taking time to read my poem and leave me a comment. Johnny can play any role and I love his great talent!

      poojasd7 - I honestly thought about changing the title, but then the title is what makes the whole experience so funny. Thank you so much for stopping by and commenting!

      Sunshine625 - AAAArgggg! You may interpret that any way you want :-) Hugs.

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      Linda Bilyeu 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Good one Audrey! Could we get some details? :)

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      poojasd7 5 years ago from India

      LOL the title of the poem sounded a bit 'censored word'y(starts with 'er'). but the poem turned out to be very simple and funny.

      I had dreams about being kissed by celebrities before.

      Loved this.

      PS: my previous comment was unapproved due to the usage of that aforementioned word. :(

      so posting it again with care.

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      poojasd7 5 years ago from India

      LOL very nice poem! it sounded erotic but it is very simple and funny! :-) loved it...

      I have been kissed by celebrities(of course male celebrities) in my dreams. ;)

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      Jessee R 5 years ago from Gurgaon, India

      Hi Audrey... wonderful poem here for a truly multi-talented actor...

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      Audrey Hunt 5 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      Martie my magnificent friend! I'm so glad you liked this poem. I had so much fun writing this. And I hope and pray I'll never be so old that I will shout out "Johnny Who?"

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      Martie Coetser 5 years ago from South Africa

      Oh my, what a cute, honest and true poem! I LOL for 'I slept with Johnny Who?' Hahahaha!

      This is about how I feel about Harrison Ford.

      Voted up and excellent!

      Wow, and ain't he gorgeous in the video. Ouch!

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      Audrey Hunt 5 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      homesteadbound - ...well I had to find a way to release my pent up passion for this handsome and talented actor. Therefore, my muse, Johnny Depp for my poem. :-) Thanks Cindy!

      Dana - That is so fun that you have someone to share our Johnny with. And now you and I are bound together as well. Say hello to your friend for me.

      Hi Nell - I giggled through the entire process of writing this "tribute" to Johnny Depp. Wonder if he will ever know that he had such an admirer! Thanks Nell.

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      Nell Rose 5 years ago from England

      Haha! Johnny who? Loved this, really funny and clever too!

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      Dana Strang 5 years ago from Ohio

      after talking to a great friend of mine today, i realized i have to share this with her on FB. she and i have been Johnny Fans from the very start! it is one of our many quirky bonds :)

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      Cindy Murdoch 5 years ago from Texas

      I love it! I am a Johnny Depp fan as well. I have not seen all those movies, but I really like Benny and Joon!

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      Audrey Hunt 5 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      Hi Dana - Thank you for liking my poem about Johnny Depp. You appreciate my intro and it's so good of you to point that out to me.

      I'm on my way to treating myself to one of your wonderful hubs!

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      Dana Strang 5 years ago from Ohio

      So very clever. i love it. i like the intro too. it reminded me of a lot of great movies that i love.

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      Audrey Hunt 5 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      FiguringItAllOut - Now wouldn't that be something? Wonder what his reaction would be. I think its hilarious and had so much fun writing it.'

      I'm so glad you found this, read it and left me your comment. Thanks!

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      FiguringItAllOut 5 years ago from Florida

      This is great! haha I imagined a much different poem from the title :p but this made me laugh! I'd love if he somehow saw it!

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      Audrey Hunt 6 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      Denise - Thank you sweet friend. Sure appreciate your support and comments.

      Marcoujor - Hey...get your own dream honey! :-) Well, I guess it's okay. He's enough man for both of us to share.

      craftdrawer - Thank you. I had fun writing this.

      Rusticliving - I know, I know...but I just had to do it!

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      Audrey Hunt 6 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      daniellehorgan ~ Wouldn't that be so cool? It just might give him a laugh or two. Great to see you here and am on my way to visit you now!

      Rusticliving ~ I love that my poem gave you a nice laugh.

      Makes me feel good. So glad you joined HP and think I'll go see what's new at your place. Thanks!

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      Elizabeth Rayen 6 years ago from California

      HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA *Taking deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      MOTHER!!!!!!

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      daniellehorgan 6 years ago

      Thanks for the fan mail vocal coach! Love this poem, it's hilarious! If only he saw it!

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      Audrey Hunt 6 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      AEvans - I have always been a big fan of Johnny Depp. And Each time I see him on a talk show or being interviewed I am just so impressed with his humility and mystery. Thanks for your comments.

      Sharyn - I'm so tickled that you liked my poem. I had fun writing it. Thanks so much!

      eiddwen - You make me feel so good. Your comments always leave me feeling glad that I wrote which ever hub you are visiting. I just appreciate that so much. Thank you, my friend!

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      Audrey Hunt 6 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      drbj - well...there just isn't anyone out there as creative as you, and I try, but I pale in comparison. I'll just have to keep on reading your magnificent hubs and learn!

      kimh039 - That's perfectly alright. Johnny isn't for everyone...but hey, that's ok...more for me ( in my dreams ) :)

      cloverleaf - You spend hours at the computer just supporting everyone else. You are really something! And you are a cheerleader of 1 for all those taking the hub challenge, including yours truly. Would love to watch "Sissorhands" with you :) Thank you cloverleaf!

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      craftdrawer 6 years ago

      Adorable poem... very interesting...

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      Audrey Hunt 6 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      dallas93444 - I'm glad you found my poem creative. That' my goal. Thank you and have a great day!

      Will - You are so funny. And I wouldn't want to share him with you anyhow :)

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      Maria Jordan 6 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

      vocal,

      Just had to pop in to say I remain proud of you for your amazing pace. I'm sorry to be so behind in reading and commenting due to my teaching schedule but my thoughts are with you...

      now would you puleeze get outta my dreams with Johnny?! Voted UP & FAB, mar.

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      Denise Handlon 6 years ago from North Carolina

      Delightful--and delicious, LOL!

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      epigramman 6 years ago

      ..no dreaming here for me just the wonderful reality of having a nice laugh at your creative writing skills - so charming so clever so witty - so you!!!!

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      Eiddwen 6 years ago from Wales

      Amazing and brilliant Audrey.

      I love all your writing,it leaves me feeling so inspired.

      Thank you so much for sharing your gift with us .

      Take care

      Eiddwen.

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      Sharon Smith 6 years ago from Northeast Ohio USA

      Aw VC, this was so adorable. I truly loved it! Nice work!

      Sharyn

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      Julianna 6 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      What a dream! I enjoyed the poem and I can see you are a Johnny Depp fan. lolo! Great choice. :)

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      Audrey Hunt 6 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      Thoughtforce - Thank you so much...stepped out of the box on this one. So pleased that you approve!

      Movie Master - I love getting your comments. Means just everything to me!!! Thank you.

      Lady E - You are so right. And most of the time, its up to us to make those dreams come true. Have a good one!

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      Audrey Hunt 6 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      Dim - Hello. I'm so pleased that you found the humour in my little poem. I had fun writing it. Thank you!

      always exploring - You can join me when I have this dream again - now wouldn't that be fun? :) Glad you like this. Thanks, Rubie!

      CMCastro - Hal ha ha - Johnny will be around forever if I have anything to say about it.

      b.malin - How could I have anything but a great day after reading your coments. Appreicate the votes. :)

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      Audrey Hunt 6 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      Mentalist acer - I just love " In depth....with Johnny Depp ". That would be a great title for a hub. And I aim to follow the Mentalist advice to "fantasize greatly"

      Thank you, friend.

      poetic fool - well I wish time would wait for me! It's just rushing by a little too fast these days. Thank you for finding my poem entertaining. Appreciate it!

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      Audrey Hunt 6 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      attemptedhumour - Just want to thank you for dropping by and reading my poem. I am such a fan of yours - so seeing you here is quite special!

      hyphenbird - Love your new photo! You gave me a glorious giggle when you said " As we all age, the important things in life do too. " So funny and so true.Thanks and blessings to you.

      Venzkhvam - Thank you for voting this up and beautiful. You areso kind and an asset to us here on hubpages. Keep writing those good hubs and again, welcom to hubpages. !

      JT Walters - I certainly appreciate all the support you give to me as I type my way to the 30 day hub challenge.

      And I will glady share my Johnny Depp dream with you :)

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      Ruby Jean Richert 6 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Move over, i wanna dream too. Johnny Depp, Woo Hoo. Too cute and i loved it.....Smiles

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      b. Malin 6 years ago

      This was such a Great, Fun, lots of Laughs, Poem Vocalcoach. I don't know what you could do now to TOP this one. I just LOVE it! Voted it UP!

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      Christina M. Castro 6 years ago from Baltimore,MD USA

      I think this was a very clever poem, and I enjoyed it very much. Will Johnny Depp still be around at 99? I am sure we all hope so.

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      Audrey Hunt 6 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      storytellersus - So very grateful for your critic on this. I changed the line in question. Does it work better now? And I'm thinking of either changing or deleting the 2nd video. Maybe a short clip from Gilbert Grape instead. Yes, the more I think about it, the more I like that idea. Plus, its one of my favorite videos.

      You daughter has great taste in actors. DiCapprio is very talented (and cute).

      Thank you for your kind and welcomed condolences. Some days are good - others are incredibly hard.

      I am blessed to have found you here on hub pages.

      Gilbert Grape

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      Audrey Hunt 6 years ago from Idyllwild Ca.

      sonia05 - Thanks so much for your comments. And who knows? Maybe one day Johnny will come across this poem and see what his response is. That would be awesome!

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      Dim Flaxenwick 6 years ago from Great Britain

      Hilarious poem. Loved it. Well done. So, so funny.

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      Barbara 6 years ago from Stepping past clutter

      Of what was do divine... type-o?

      I love the poem and I love the concept and well, I laughed at its sweetness!

      My youngest daughter is in love with Leonardo diCaprio and so last summer we watched Gilbert Grape. It was so touching and brilliant, I could see it over and over again. I love the first interview video you provided above, btw. I am listening to it now...

      I know this hub is not about your son, but I have to give you my sincere condolences. Your bio touched me deeply.

      Hugs to your shiatsu!

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      sonia05 6 years ago from india

      Wow! this is such a sweet and hilarious poem! I loved it! Wish I could read what Johnny Depp has to say to this wonderful poem!!

      thanks for sharing and voted up!

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      SusieQ42 6 years ago

      How could you have dreamt you slept with Johnny Depp when I dreamt that I slept with him??? We can't both sleep with him at the same time. Anyhow, Nicolas Cage is my boyfriend right now. Or was that my sweet, beautiful George Clooney? Oh well, they are all my boyfriends, so I'll share Johnny Depp with you. (:

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      Cloverleaf 6 years ago from Calgary, AB, Canada

      Hurray number 9!!

      Audrey, you never fail to make me laugh, and this time is no exception! Johnny is very yummy, I'm thinking maybe you are attracted to the accent, as well, of course to the mysterious dark pirate character. He was indeed great in Edward Scissorhands, too. Great poem!!!

      Cloverleaf

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      Kim Harris 6 years ago

      Not a Johnny Depp fan, but i loved the poem and the smile that came with it! Thanks vocalcoach:)

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      drbj and sherry 6 years ago from south Florida

      You tickled my funnybone with this one, Audrey. Now I'm waiting for Johnny's response:

      'I had breakfast later with eggs that were poached,

      After my delicious night with Vocalcoach."

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      WillStarr 6 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

      Hi Coach!

      I like him too, but if it's all the same to you, I would not want to sleep with him. I'll leave that to you.

      Great Hub!

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