I Am The Best
Have You Come To Shake My Paw ?
I sit here relaxing
You give me a funny look
You ask me why?
I look at you with a slight grin
You love what I do
It's who I am
You have watched me many times in the past
It's typical of me to be mischievous
Tipping over picture frames and decorations
I come so close to the edge
I enjoy each moment of uncertainty
Where I walk in between many objects at one time
You are so concerned
You watch as things shake
I have a long history
I love to climb
Especially high places
I am careful not to fall
Unfortunately everything I touch
Is so lucky
So here I sit planning my next climb
Maybe later tonight when you are asleep
It is a real big challenge when I do things in the dark
Sometimes early morning is best
Just before the alarm clock goes off
I have beat my old record by three whole seconds
Climbing the stereo leaping just above the flat screen t.v
I don't have an audience
But my acts are phenomenal
I should of been in a circus
But instead I am here
Your little darling
Sometimes you call me
A Great Pain In My Ask
It must be someone famous
That is fearless and daring
Like Evil Kenivel
A few times I snuck out the door
I walked across the railing on the back deck
You scooped me up
Afraid for my life
Before I could make a giant leap to the roof
Maybe next time
I am going to take a nap and dream .
You walk away shaking your head
Sorry I can not perform right now
I need my beauty rest
But soon I will surprise you again
With a feet that will keep you on your toes and biting your lower lip
I know each time you love me
By how loud you scream my name
Charlette
Charlette get down from there
I look back at you
Mommy don't worry don't fear
The great Charlette is here