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I Have Had Another Bad Day, Yet Again !!!!
Having A Bad Day
The First Bad Day.
- I Cant Win Today - Irony Is Out To Get Me!!
This is was the worst day ever, toe banging off walls and acrobatics in Morrisons. Some one definitely hates me this week.
The Mess Up Fairy Has Been Again!!!
Right I swear " I am so not in a good mood right now, everything that could go wrong today has, and I just knew I should not have gotten up out of bed today. I am seriously ready to kill and I am not happy!"
I had to go to the doctors this morning as I needed a certificate with being unable to work with this condition I have to have proof with a certificate which is fine but I hate it as I really want to work, however this condition is getting better so I need to be patient.
Any who it begins I got out of bed, showered etc had a lovely few hours before going to the doctors and then it starts..............................
I hate our doctors surgeries in Cumbria as they have been voted the worst in Britain, and my god I know why absolute pile of sugar the lot of them. I was left sitting for 1 hour in the most uncomfortable chair, and then only got to see the nurse when I was supposed to see a doctor. The receptionist had all the charm and kindness of Doctor Mengele in a bad mood, she was one nasty piece! She turned round and said "You will have to go upstairs to see the nurse." to which I replied "Your having a laugh aren't you am on a stick and cant do stairs at the minute!" The swine responded "Thats not my problem, I will ask the nurse to come down stairs then!" - I could not resist saying "Thank goodness for small mercies, how very kind of you, and will you be making the blind see and the lame walk later with all this niceness your showing today? So I can sing christmas carols round your mother?" I dont think she liked that too much but I did not really care, she was just one of those people you naturally dislike (She smells and does not have any friends!) Although she made me wait a full hour to be seen before asking the nurse to come down. Any ways after my little ruck-as with Mother Teresa , I finally seen the nurse and got my certificate and the nurse found the whole thing hilarious, as I dont think she likes the receptionist either.
Then after that I posted the certificate off to the people and we headed home, via the new bypass that was just opened yesterday absolute god send that is too, saving half an hour from our journey from the centre of the city to where I live in Stanwix which is a suburb of Carlisle.
Any ways my mum and I decided to visit Morrisons first (super market) to get a few things before coming home and it began again, I literally only walked through the door and the sirens went off, I stood still in panic expecting dogs and men with guns to start chasing me but thank fully the woman that passed me on the way in was the culprit who had shop lifted. My heart sank as the security guard walked towards me to apprehend this woman. So my mum who was having hysterics at my face decided to wander over to the cosmetics part which was fine, as I limped behind on my stick any ways some idiot in one of those mobility scooters flew straight out of the aisle to the side of me and just missed me as I swerved out of the way and hit the side of the fruit and veg stall. Luckily I did not fall and managed to keep my balance (Only Just) after saying a few short words towards the idiot on this scooter. My mum of course laughed again this time she could not help me what so ever, eventually I laughed too.
So we left Morrisons came home had a nice cup of tea and my mum and brother decided to go shopping leaving me to come on here and hub, I decided to make another cup of tea and the bleeding stupid evil kettle exploded covering me in freezing cold water, head to foot. So I have just had to go back to Morrisons and buy another kettle thankfully it works so I can now make a cup of tea which is where I am headed when have finished writing this hub.
My friend Ian laughed so hard when I told him what happened and recommended that I post it as a hub so we can all laugh together, I am sore with laughing at the whole thing but please, I hope that you enjoy it too.
Must dash need a cup of tea to get over what happened take care all :) xx