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I Haven't Lied Once

Updated on June 3, 2014
I haven't lied once
I haven't lied once | Source

My favourite colour is blue

I hate the smell of bacon

And freshly cut grass

I hate to eat cheese

I like watching romance films

And reading Jane Austen

I have never been in a car accident

Gotten lost in a new city

Or had a potentially fatal illness

I hate horror films

I have never spent an entire weekend

Watching Sam Neill movies back to back

I hate the smell of bacon
I hate the smell of bacon | Source

How much of this do you think is true?

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I have never cried myself to sleep

After finding out an ex was seeing someone else

And never cried again the next morning

When I woke up and remembered it

I don't watch Grey's Anatomy religiously

Or Hannibal, or Grimm, or Criminal Minds

I have never cried when a character died in a TV show

Or named any of my children after a baseball player

Or a footballer

I'm not in love I don't listen to James Blunt when I want to cry

And Jason Bateman is not the reason I watch the film Paul

I hate astronomy
I hate astronomy | Source

I hate astronomy

I hate chemistry, and mathematics

Physics bores me to tears

I don't watch science documentaries

Geology bores me to tears

I've always hated Lego and Mecanno

Barbies are my favourite childhood toy

And I think toys should be gender targetted

I don't learn new languages for fun

Or learn new skills just because I can

I've never met 'The One'

And in this poem

I have never lied once

© 2014 Rebecca Hillary

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      Rebecca Hillary 

      4 years ago from Yorkshire

      You're welcome, and thanks for your comment.

      Given that the general consensus is that some of it's true, it'd be fascinating to know what people think is true.

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      Rangiiria 

      4 years ago from Aotearoa

      I considered 'some of it' was true, but it achieved its purpose in holding my interest. Great poem, thank you.

    • Rebecca Hillary profile imageAUTHOR

      Rebecca Hillary 

      4 years ago from Yorkshire

      @fpherj48 Of course I'll reveal the answer eventually. Or maybe I'm lying. You never can tell. :) And thanks for your comment.

      @Sunshine625 I will admit that not watching those TV shows is a complete lie. I love them all. Thanks for commenting!

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      4 years ago from Orlando, FL

      I voted "some of it" also...fun poem! I love Criminal Minds ... Not lying!

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      Paula 

      4 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      So Rebecca....after you have yielded a certain number of votes, will you tell us the answer? BTW...my answer was "some of it." I winder how many people will guess based on relating each statement to themselves? I know that's what I did.....Great Poem and interesting concept....UP+++

    • Rebecca Hillary profile imageAUTHOR

      Rebecca Hillary 

      4 years ago from Yorkshire

      You're welcome, and thanks for your comments!

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      Ronnie wrenchBiscuit 

      4 years ago

      RH,

      Great poem and nice hook.This would also make a nice song.Thank You.

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