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I Invented Flirting ,that's who !.......Poem

Updated on March 10, 2014

Exploited -used and abused and what's
all the more cheapened

I admit though it WAS I that invented flirting
but alas I've been so cheatened

Seriously I only wanted to make any and ALL women
feel special and appreciated

But in the end all I got was a hug
now I feel so depreciated

Now everybody's flirting and it makes
me sick to watch it all go downhill

That's what I get though for trying
to give a lady a thrill

So if you feel sorry for me you
might just begrudge me a kiss

I'll whisper something in your ear
and it'll sound something like this



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      ahorseback 3 years ago

      Ruby , now stop it , wanna go ghost hunting in old houses ?

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      ahorseback 3 years ago

      Bethy ! You know I 've loved only you !......No tears now ! Put your head on my shoulder ...:-}

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      ahorseback 3 years ago

      Gypsy are you finally openly flirting with me ?...LOL Know how long I've been waiting !

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Whisper soft, whisper true and I'll flirt with you Ed. Hugs.

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      Beth37 3 years ago

      I don't believe your flirtatious ways anymore. I caught on to your game a while back mister. Now I don't believe a word you say. (sniff, sniff)

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 3 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, So it was you? I should have known. Cheers...

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      Demas W Jasper 3 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Whisper loudly, as I am a long way away. ; -o)

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      Eric Dierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Thank you!