I need a man...A poem

Dear God I need a man…

1. Make him rich, but comfortable will do

2. Every word out of his mouth must be true

3. A perfect man must know how to kiss

4. And tall would make him hard to miss

5. Must be funny and make me laugh

6. And always pay on my behalf

7. Make him handsome with nice eyes

8. But on faithfulness I just won’t comprise

9. Successful and of course ambitious

10. A man who is never ever jealous

I know this list goes on tonight

But lord I want to make sure you get it right

So just before you go

There are a more things I want you to know

11. I need a man who knows how to listen

12. A genetic disease free father for my children

13. Someone I can totally trust

14. A man with a will I won’t completely crush

15. The perfect man is strong of mind and body

16. Someone who never ever gets angry

17. I need a man with at least half a brain

18. That can be relied on to keep me sane

19. The perfect man must know how to fix my car

20. And will always treat me like a star

Dear god I know you do all things

So please give my love swift wings

I am so sick and tired of useless dating

I can feel that old maternal clock ticking

21. I need a man with great credit

22. Someone with the heart of a poet

23. A man who knows I am always right

24. And never has to win the fight

25. A man whose family I adore

26. Far from being an eyesore

27. I need a man free with money

28. Who loves more than just my great body

29. A man who knows how to dress

30. That effortlessly knows how to impress

Dear god I know you understand

How badly I need that ring on my hand

How just any man won’t do

I need a prince to make my dreams come true

So as I rest my perfect head tonight

I know you will send to me my knight

To sweep all my troubles away

Giving me a new life on my wedding day

© K.A.E Grove