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I Can’t Stomach A Candy Coated Fink (limerick)

Updated on November 19, 2016

My wife in an angry display

Said who ate the candy from tray

How I tried to save

The life of that knave

But my tummy gave him away


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      DJ Anderson 3 years ago

      Good one, Martin.

      No candy is safe around me, either.


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      Karen Silverman 3 years ago

      rumble, grumble! lol...

      never fails

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      breakfastpop 3 years ago

      Bad boy!!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 3 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      At least the evidence wasn't lingering on your chin.

      Nice one! :)

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      drbj and sherry 3 years ago from south Florida

      Could it be the chocolate on your lips,

      Prominently displayed with eminence,

      That gave your dear eagle-eyed wife

      All that crucial, important evidence?

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      Frank Atanacio 3 years ago from Shelton

      Candy thief Nabbed!!!!

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      Victoria Lynn 3 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      LOL! Funny one. I gave you some votes on this one!

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      Audrey Howitt 3 years ago from California

      What a bad boy! Loved this!

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Oh! And you ate her candy as well as your own? Tut-tut!

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      Romeos Quill 3 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Did she call the police? ;)

      Best Wishes,


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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one!

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      Kari Shinal 3 years ago from Fayetteville, NC

      Hands caught in the cookie jar again?

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      Deb Hirt 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Shoulda hid it first!

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