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I Couldn’t Take Dates Home (limerick)

Updated on January 1, 2014

Sometimes I would feel like a louse

For not taking girls to my house

Mess I lived amid

Dark secrets I hid

(And) of course there was kid and the spouse


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      drbj and sherry 3 years ago from south Florida

      It's good you forswore such negative activity

      Which would have diminished holiday festivity.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Not good to keep such secrets.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      That's a good one.

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Naughty!

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      Good one!

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      shanmarie 3 years ago

      Hmmm...perhaps he should feel like a louse!

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      DJ Anderson 3 years ago

      Good one, Martin!!

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      Yves 3 years ago

      Lol. Talk about being between a rock and a hard place (no pun intended), I have to say, this limerick is downright funny.

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      breakfastpop 3 years ago

      Now that's inconvenient!

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      Bill Holland 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

      A great way to start my day, with a belly laugh.

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      Suzette Walker 3 years ago from Taos, NM

      LOL! of course!

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      LaThing 3 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      Oh, MH, you sneaky, you!! ROFL..... Good one! The king of Limerick has done it again! Thanks for the laugh :)