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I Got Girls Drunk For My Evil Purposes (limerick)

Updated on April 8, 2014

You might think me low-life and skunk

At bars I would get girls real drunk

The booze’s allurance

Would cut their endurance

As I sold insurance and junk


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      I used to throw drinks into the faces of these kinds of jerks.

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      Smart sales strategy!

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Ha! But it's also well crafted with those rhymes!

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      Karen Silverman 3 years ago

      Jutht thign on the dotty line?


      (i used to sell insurance, ya know...)

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      breakfastpop 3 years ago

      Typical salesman....

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

      Got a little laugh snort from this one. Ok, a giggle snort. Jamie