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I Hit A Dog (limerick)

Updated on January 30, 2015

I hit a dog the other day

When in front of car it did stray

From car I got out

And hit dog on snout

In traffic I shouted don’t play


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      travmaj 4 years ago from australia

      I thought the worst and was ready to roar - now it's the best - sorry to doubt -

      Very clever -

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Oh poor doggy! I had to slow the other day cause a squirrel didn't know which way to go. I had the worst feeling, but then I saw it finally run to the right into a yard.

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      Patricia Scott 4 years ago from sunny Florida

      That's always a good tip, 'don't play in the traffic'...good for humans and pups :)

      Happy Tuesday and have a lovely lovely day.

      Angels are on the way to you today ;) ps

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Whew! At least is was your hand and not the bumper!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      A safe lesson learned. :) Thanks for my early morning laugh.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Because of you that dog learned his lesson,

      In the future with cars he won't be messin'.

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Don't you be hittin' no dogs, Martin.

      Those cars should just get out of his way.

      Don't you know, "It's a dog's world"!! Ha, ha

      Have a great day!

      DJ.

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      Valleypoet 4 years ago

      Next time that dog is near a main road it will now PAWS for thought LOL:-))

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      And that is sensible advice, Mr. Dog!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Ah, poor doggie..Did you hit him hard on the snout? He looks like he's ready to pout....

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      Sueswan 4 years ago

      I have no doubt that it is the owner that deserves to be hit in the snout.

      Voted up

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Cute real cute

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      You amaze me! Up and funny...

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Mhatter, Look like this mutt just wanted to go home with you....and you were so mean!!..funny. :)

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      Audrey Howitt 4 years ago from California

      Cute and I am glad the dog is ok!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      awwwww....you both need a hug!

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      Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

      Be aware of animal rights activists. LOL

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      Devika Primić 4 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      So adorable! One should be more responsible for their pets

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