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I Kissed A Job Goodbye (limerick)

Updated on January 30, 2015

My business was down was sad truth

I lost job to one with more youth

Released without care

For all I did there

My job at the fair’s kissing booth


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      Anna 4 years ago

      Obamacare that's what!!!!!!!

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      Tijani Achamlal 5 years ago from Morocco

      Here you go again making people think. That was really different, and as always different is good in my eyes, I like the catchy flow and the word choice .Thanks for this perspective.

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      Ruchira 5 years ago from United States

      Lol...kissing booth.

      You are so darn funny!!

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Oh, my gosh, what a riot!

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      Devika Primić 5 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      A devastating moment for sure, such meaningful lines.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Now that's one job I think most anyone would like.

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 5 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Great fun, especially the punch-line. I telephoned my daughter to tell her one of your funnies and she loved it, too.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      It seems, dear Martin, that your kisses lacked punch

      For those who make up the under-thirty bunch.

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      Doris James-MizBejabbers 5 years ago

      Love your punch line!

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      breakfastpop 5 years ago

      Love this! You could try a kissing booth at an over 55 community.. Just a suggestion. Up and funny

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      DJ Anderson 5 years ago

      Too funny!!

      Good one!!

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      I wasn't expecting that. Good one!

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      ARUN KANTI CHATTERJEE 5 years ago from KOLKATA

      Thank you very much for this nice humurous piece.

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      I believe travmaj has the answer to that dilemma! Good one.

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      kjforce 5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99.. You did it man....Made the words " Love'em and leave'em " pretty personal...perhaps you should have used that stick ( chap ) !

      enjoy your day

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      travmaj 5 years ago from australia

      He could apply at a retirement village -

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      That would break my heart. :) Thanks for me end-of-the-day laugh.