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I Learned The How But Not The Why (limerick)

Updated on November 30, 2012

My wife taught me to ride her broom

There across the night sky I’d zoom

A wish so unclear

What made it appear

As with it my rear end she’d groom


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      picklesandrufus 

      5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      you have some imagination, my friend!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Yup - Rode on my Mom's broom more times than I would like to count also!!!!

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      I'm laughing out loud. I just love your limericks, Martin!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Nothing like living with a real witch.

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      The family broom has more than one use.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      You always make me LOL..

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      Marites Mabugat-Simbajon 

      5 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

      A funny break time for me with my coffee and scrambled eggs! Goodah!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      Mhatter, Hilarious!...why didn't you just help with the sweeping up? :).

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      Rebecca Mealey 

      5 years ago from Northeastern Georgia, USA

      What a funny little lyric. Thanks for a smile!

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      love reading your funnies in the a.m. Great way to start my day.

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      Ghaelach 

      5 years ago

      Morning Martin.

      Another master piece.

      Can just see his wife with the broom racing towards his rear-end.

      LOL Ghaelach

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      Salini 

      5 years ago from India

      This is so funny!!! lol

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      Michelle Liew 

      5 years ago from Singapore

      Goodness, there's no end to your humor! FBing!

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      flashmakeit 

      5 years ago from usa

      That was too funny!

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I was laughing so hard at the perfume limerick that I had a hard time seeing the rest. Very funny Martin; thank you!

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