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I Loved Her Breasts This Much (limerick)

Updated on February 5, 2016

All night at her bosoms I’d stare

Those marvels that dreams brought to bear

They so filled my thought

Such pleasure they brought

I went out and bought me a pair


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      Anthony Binks 

      5 years ago from Northern Ireland

      You remind me of myself..... voted up and funny.

    • aykianink profile image


      5 years ago

      Purchase makes perfect!

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      Karen Silverman 

      6 years ago running joke is that they're sooo expensive that i'm gonna buy one this year - and one next! You're on a giggle roll, M!

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      6 years ago from usa

      You are so funny! :)

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      6 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one.

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      6 years ago from Delhi

      that shop made your job funny!

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      Deb Hirt 

      6 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      And how did you look?

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      6 years ago from Upstate, New York

      How you go from stunning poetry to hysterical humor is amazing!!!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      6 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, You FUNNY poet..

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      Terrye Toombs 

      6 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      lmao! I admit, I loved this one, MH! Great job! Voted up and sharing!

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      Rob Winters 

      6 years ago

      lol.What an 'Uplifting' poem, nicely done :-)

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      6 years ago from Peru, South America

      My husband's still chuckling at this one. You always manage to make us laugh!

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      Linda Crist 

      6 years ago from Central Virginia

      I am starting to worry about you. lol What a hoot!

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 

      6 years ago from Reno NV

      How do you do it! So funny. Jamie

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      6 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      They look prutty. If you can't keep your hands off those melons just as well to keep them cuffed. :)) This one is such a beauty, well done.

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      6 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Wonderful, bold, honest, short, and sweet in a neat package. You're writing is always amazing. GBY, and I always vote up on you're fine work.

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      Midnight Lights 

      6 years ago from USA

      lol .. bought a pair yourself did ya? interesting. Care to show us? ;) But yeah, obviously that's what she wanted everyone to notice?.. then she probably complains because that's all the guys care about.. Women really have no common sense sometimes.

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      6 years ago from Kentucky

      I do like those two that are seen,

      The crevice is great in between

      Seen pic of you

      imagined with two

      wonder who now you have to wean.

      Loved it, my friend!

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      Bill Holland 

      6 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL....oh my goodness, your best yet! With that title we just knew I was going to read this one.

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      Faith Reaper 

      6 years ago from southern USA

      LOL, Mh,

      Well my dear, you are set to go now!!! So funny.

      Where do you keep your pair? LOL (I hope yours are attached to your wife!)

      In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      Alastar Packer 

      6 years ago from North Carolina

      Those are fine pair as Vincent points out. Being yours our not wasn't a problem- but whether nature's gift or a professional's bounty is!

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      Vincent Moore 

      6 years ago

      I didn't think it was you , her pair is fair to beholding firmly and never letting go. LoL nicely done, I'm smiling, where do you buy a pair like those?

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      6 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      How do you do this? so funny... you are one of my favorite's.. hugs



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