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I Married A Rodeo Veteran (limerick)

Updated on July 7, 2013

My wife is a rodeo vet

The marvels and records she set

Competitors paid

In dust where they laid

No cowboy has stayed on her yet


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      Shannon Henry 

      17 months ago from Texas

      Hahaha!

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      Victor W. Kwok 

      5 years ago from Hawaii

      Hilarious!

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I loved that one!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Got this big smile on my face. lol

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      It surely makes me wonder my dear fellow,

      Is wifey a member of rodeo or bordello?

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      Deonne Anderson 

      5 years ago from Florence, SC

      Oops! I shouldn't have read that! It's not for virgin ears! LOL

      Voted up and funny.

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      Thomas Silvia 

      5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Yep she is a wild one alright, great fun read my friend !

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      DJ Anderson 

      5 years ago

      Good one, Martin.

      I laughed out loud on that one.

      DJ.

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL....oh my...you could get in such trouble with humor like this.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Ride um cowgirl!!!

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      ha ha.. so funny.. You are a master at these Martin.. youa re so sweet.. love it..good to see you

      Deb

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      hehehe Oh me, well that's a lot of bucking going on!

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      She sounds like a wild one!

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      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      Oh my goodness, this is hilarious!!!! Can't wait to see what the others will say! :D

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