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I Married My Dreams (limericks)

Updated on November 24, 2013

My wish to wed source of my dreams

Was not that well thought out it seems

For world of delight

Soon turned into blight

As days filled with nightmarish screams


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      Frank Atanacio 3 years ago from Shelton

      lol this was so good..:)

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      Tony DeLorger 3 years ago from Adelaide, South Australia

      Good one Martin, that's three times for me....oh dear!

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      wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

      oh my!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      I know what 50% they are in!

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      Shauna L Bowling 3 years ago from Central Florida

      Been there, done that. Twice!

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      drbj and sherry 3 years ago from south Florida

      It is okay to be dreamin' and hopin'

      But so much better to wed with eyes open.

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      DJ Anderson 3 years ago

      I do not resort to screaming. It is not very lady like.

      I merely raise my voice. If that does not work,

      I hit him up 'side the head with a skillet.

      It has never failed to get his attention.

      You ladies are most welcome.


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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Oh, dear!

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      Karen Silverman 3 years ago


      Ain't love grand?


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      Catherine Tally 3 years ago from Los Angeles

      You have to REALLY look before you leap! Good one, Martin :)

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      Good one!

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      Linda Crampton 3 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      A funny limerick that's also sad for the couple!

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      Carolyn Sands 3 years ago from Hollywood Florida

      Funny...but all too often so very often true.

      Voted funny and interesting


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Sometimes it just doesn't work out no matter what you do

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      Deb Hirt 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Definitely not pleasant!

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