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I Was Dewing As Told (limerick)

Updated on February 2, 2014

We walked in the shimmering dew

When wet floor sign came into view

Then how wife did whine

And call me a swine

As I did what sign told me to


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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Too funny!

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Oh! Man!

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      shanmarie 4 years ago

      Oh dear. Why should that be funny? Yet I laugh.

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago


      men are so literal! lol

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      Dianna Mendez 4 years ago

      Oh my!

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      Phyllis Doyle Burns 4 years ago from High desert of Nevada.

      You didn't , did you? How funny.

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      FlourishAnyway 4 years ago from USA

      You wet the floor. Oh my.

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      kidscrafts 4 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      I think you have fun placing your wife in a lot of those limerick ;-)

      Enjoy your day!

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      Dora Weithers 4 years ago from The Caribbean

      You wet the floor? Good gracious!