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I Was The Best Looking Guy (limerick)

Updated on May 15, 2013

The best looking guy in the place

That’s why me the girls all did chase

My moment of power

Would quickly turn sour

As from lady’s shower I’d race


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      Frenchie 2 years ago

      Hahahaha.. brilliant!!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      If I told you once, Martin, I told you a thousand times, that sign, "Ladies Shower Room" does NOT mean Laddies.

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Another smile, Martin!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      This guy has big ambitions.

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      Nithya Venkat 4 years ago from Dubai

      You must have run pretty fast!! Naughty. Great limerick.

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Ha ha! Wherever do you get these funny ideas from??!!

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      Tijani Achamlal 4 years ago from Morocco

      Oh boy , this is so hilarious :)

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      Jose Velasquez 4 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      Racing from an angry husband I see. LOL

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Hahahaha too funny! Was that you? :-)

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      Bad boy!! Great limerick! Up and very funny.

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      ARUN KANTI CHATTERJEE 4 years ago from KOLKATA

      Another wonderfully funny limerick. Thanks for sharing .

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Were you a bad boy in high school?

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Very funny. Thanks for the morning laugh.

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      Georgianna Lowery 4 years ago from Lubbock, TX

      That was unexpected. Thanks for the the laughs! :)

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      Janis Leslie Evans 4 years ago from Washington, DC

      Ha ha ha, that was a good one. Thanks for the evening chuckle, Mhatter99.

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      Oopsey there! LOL

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      shanmarie 4 years ago

      Way to boost your ego...then promptly deflate it, too! I'm sure the ladies weren't simply content to chase you out without a fair beating or towel lashing.

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      You are just too funny my friend.

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Martin.. I would love my lemonade with a shot of but my liver says NO!!!.. lol

      love this .. blessings