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Mr. Bean and I

Updated on December 22, 2009

Written on a day I felt like Being SILLY

If I were the Bean

I'd have fallen from the sky

And landed in the light.


Adventures embarked on. Many!

I'd end up in Moscow in a bag or steal goodies from a hag.

My daily worries wouldn't matter and I'd never get fatter

He's always been well, somewhat thin...healthily thin

I'd have a teddy and not be embarassed that I did.

I'd give haircuts on the sly

and zip zap on by

in my little yellow car.

If I were Mr. Bean, imagine all the things I'd have seen

I'd speak in muffled sounds or mime my way through

Everyday I'd have something to do...crazy style!

I'd get lost in France

Help a lost kid to be found

Do my little dance

BOOMBASTIC...Mr. Fantastic

I'd Live each day as if it were my last

My innocence and naivety

Only makes me more profound

I always wear the SAME clothes

But I'm not single

There'd be that girl

I suppose this part would suck...or not

Since I'm not gay.

Hay...well I needed it to rhyme, just then :P

But then I won't be me.

The she, that I've grown to love

And all the the things that love me,

Would be beside themselves....seriously

So I'd be me, and sit and write...this

when I feel Like having a day off from me

And bask in the fun that is the Bean

Which allows me to say whatever I feel, right here and now,

as spontaneous as he is and sparatic in thought

I can just waffle off like this and ryhme when I want and simply write when I don't

OR don't when I write or want when I rhyme and like this when I waffle off

If I were Mr. Bean.


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    • aziza786 profile image

      Zia Uddin 

      8 years ago from UK

      Great humorous poem on Mr Bean and you. I love Mr Bean and he's one of my favorite comedians too, voted up the hub.

    • PADDYBOY60 profile image


      9 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      A great poem about Mr. Bean. He is one of my favorites.

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      Cassandra Mantis 

      11 years ago from UK and Nerujenia

      Hy Sa Toya! I am so liking this because I am a big fan of Mr bean and Rowan Atkinson. He is a national treasure! Like Teddy, - we should have him stuffed! : )

      Like your new pic!

    • Sa Toya profile imageAUTHOR

      Sa Toya 

      11 years ago from England

      Yes do check hi mout...he's GOOD!

    • Carol the Writer profile image

      Carolyn Blacknall 

      11 years ago from Houston, Texas

      Very funny! I'll have to check him out!

    • Sa Toya profile imageAUTHOR

      Sa Toya 

      11 years ago from England

      Muchas gracias


      @myownworld he is a fave of mine, glad to make you smile!

    • bat115 profile image


      11 years ago from Los Angeles, CA

      Mr. Bean!

    • I*n*v*i*c*t*u*s profile image


      11 years ago

      hmmm.... nice :D

    • myownworld profile image


      11 years ago from uk

      lol..great tribute to one of my favorite comedians ever! Surely put a smile on my face!

    • Nell Rose profile image

      Nell Rose 

      11 years ago from England

      Ha Ha I like it! I love Mr. Bean, I only have to look at him and he makes me laugh. Nice one. Nell

    • Sa Toya profile imageAUTHOR

      Sa Toya 

      11 years ago from England


      he of my faves :D

    • I*n*v*i*c*t*u*s profile image


      11 years ago

      super cute, Mr. Bean is a hoot by mere sight. :)


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