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Mr. Bean and I

Updated on December 22, 2009

Written on a day I felt like Being SILLY


If I were the Bean

I'd have fallen from the sky

And landed in the light.

SPOTLIGHT!

Adventures embarked on. Many!

I'd end up in Moscow in a bag or steal goodies from a hag.

My daily worries wouldn't matter and I'd never get fatter

He's always been well, somewhat thin...healthily thin

I'd have a teddy and not be embarassed that I did.

I'd give haircuts on the sly

and zip zap on by

in my little yellow car.

If I were Mr. Bean, imagine all the things I'd have seen

I'd speak in muffled sounds or mime my way through

Everyday I'd have something to do...crazy style!

I'd get lost in France

Help a lost kid to be found

Do my little dance

BOOMBASTIC...Mr. Fantastic

I'd Live each day as if it were my last

My innocence and naivety

Only makes me more profound

I always wear the SAME clothes

But I'm not single

There'd be that girl

I suppose this part would suck...or not

Since I'm not gay.

Hay...well I needed it to rhyme, just then :P

But then I won't be me.

The she, that I've grown to love

And all the the things that love me,

Would be beside themselves....seriously

So I'd be me, and sit and write...this

when I feel Like having a day off from me

And bask in the fun that is the Bean

Which allows me to say whatever I feel, right here and now,

as spontaneous as he is and sparatic in thought

I can just waffle off like this and ryhme when I want and simply write when I don't

OR don't when I write or want when I rhyme and like this when I waffle off

If I were Mr. Bean.



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      Zia Uddin 4 years ago

      Great humorous poem on Mr Bean and you. I love Mr Bean and he's one of my favorite comedians too, voted up the hub.

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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      A great poem about Mr. Bean. He is one of my favorites.

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      Cassandra Mantis 7 years ago from UK and Nerujenia

      Hy Sa Toya! I am so liking this because I am a big fan of Mr bean and Rowan Atkinson. He is a national treasure! Like Teddy, - we should have him stuffed! : )

      Like your new pic!

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      Sa Toya 7 years ago from England

      Yes do check hi mout...he's GOOD!

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      Carolyn Blacknall 7 years ago from Houston, Texas

      Very funny! I'll have to check him out!

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      Sa Toya 7 years ago from England

      Muchas gracias

      IT'S GREATLY APPRECIATED!

      @myownworld he is a fave of mine, glad to make you smile!

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      Tim 7 years ago from Los Angeles, CA

      Mr. Bean!

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      I*n*v*i*c*t*u*s 7 years ago

      hmmm.... nice :D

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      myownworld 7 years ago from uk

      lol..great tribute to one of my favorite comedians ever! Surely put a smile on my face!

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      Nell Rose 7 years ago from England

      Ha Ha I like it! I love Mr. Bean, I only have to look at him and he makes me laugh. Nice one. Nell

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      Sa Toya 7 years ago from England

      Cheers

      he is....one of my faves :D

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      I*n*v*i*c*t*u*s 7 years ago

      super cute, Mr. Bean is a hoot by mere sight. :)