ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel

If you were a robot, and I knew but you didn't, would you want me to tell you?

Updated on August 30, 2017

"Hypothetically" Speaking...

If you were a robot, and I knew but you didn't, would you want me to tell you?

This question was posed on The Big Bang Theory. I have spent quite a while (mostly while driving) contemplating this issue and attempting to come up with my answer.

It is not an easy question, but my answer (at least for today) is: No, don't tell me - I prefer ignorant bliss. Another day, I might prefer to be told.

Photo by peyri used under CC 2.0

Make Your Wishes Known Now - (just in case)

If you were a robot, and I knew but you didn't, would you want me to tell you?

Koothrappali, Wolowitz, Sheldon, and Leonard

Koothrappali, Wolowitz, Sheldon, and Leonard
Koothrappali, Wolowitz, Sheldon, and Leonard

Discussion of this Hypothetical

(from the Big Bang Theory)

Wolowitz: Sheldon, if you were a robot, and I knew and you didn't, would you want me to tell you?

Sheldon: That depends. When I learn that I'm a robot, will I be able to handle it?

Wolowitz: Maybe, although the history of science fiction is not on your side.

Sheldon: Uh, let me ask you this: when I learn that I'm a robot, will I be bound by Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics?

Koothrappali: You might be bound by them right now.

Wolowitz: That's true, have you ever harmed a human being, or through inaction, allowed a human being to come to harm?

Sheldon: Of course not.

Koothrappali: Have you ever harmed yourself or let yourself to be harmed except in cases where a human being would've been endangered?

Sheldon: Well, no.

Wolowitz: I smell robot.

Would it matter if you are currently happy or not?

Would it make a difference in whether you would want to know that you are a robot if you are extremely happy or in a state of depression?

Would your current state of happiness affect your decision?

See results

Download episodes of Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory
The Big Bang Theory

Download episodes of Big Bang Theory at Amazon Unbox

for just $1.99

 

Do you have anything more to add to this discussion of the robot hypothetical? or comments on this page?

Further Thoughts

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    • profile image

      lionmom100 

      5 years ago

      Don't tell me. Ignorance is bliss.

    • HomeDecorKnight profile image

      HomeDecorKnight 

      6 years ago

      Very funny, but interesting idea. I like the lens.

    • profile image

      grannysage 

      6 years ago

      I really need to watch Big Bang Theory. They seem to have lots of interesting conversations. I really don't know the answer to that question. I need to pass it on to other robots, er I mean humans.

    • tricomanagement profile image

      tricomanagement 

      6 years ago

      what fun...fun..fun...someone please reset my typing program

    • mbgphoto profile image

      Mary Beth Granger 

      6 years ago from O'Fallon, Missouri, USA

      fun debate

    • Country-Sunshine profile image

      Country Sunshine 

      6 years ago from Texas

      Interesting idea, and one I had never considered. Something to think about...

    • Mim Art profile image

      Mim Art 

      6 years ago

      Great and unique lens/debate! (still pondering)

    • TeagueChubak LM profile image

      TeagueChubak LM 

      6 years ago

      Love this lens idea.

    • Technospunky profile image

      Technospunky 

      7 years ago

      If I were a robot and had emotional issues of any kind, it would probably mean my AI was working properly. I would not want to spoil neither my self image attained nor would I want to have to examine or recalculate life as I knew it. so I am going ignorance is definitely bliss of the human kind and proper AI. Loved your lens *beep.

    • profile image

      ru55l33 

      7 years ago

      very good ideas.....bravo..

    • phoenix arizona f profile image

      phoenix arizona f 

      7 years ago

      Great lens idea!

    • Commandrix profile image

      Heidi 

      7 years ago from Benson, IL

      Interesting question...Of course I'd want to know if I was a robot (or cyborg). Hypothetically speaking, of course.

    • Othercatt profile image

      Othercatt 

      7 years ago

      So....Am I a robot? Come on.....you can tell me!

    • pumpnut lm profile image

      pumpnut lm 

      8 years ago

      Quite a poser!

    • profile image

      anonymous 

      8 years ago

      That's one very interesting question.

    • profile image

      anonymous 

      8 years ago

      Very interesting lens-enjoyed it!

    • JenOfChicago LM profile image

      JenOfChicago LM 

      8 years ago

      Hilarious!

    • profile image

      anonymous 

      8 years ago

      Too funny, kab. I'll laugh off and on all day just thinking about this. Loving it!

    • blondeheroine profile image

      blondeheroine 

      9 years ago

      Another BBT fan! Love it!

    • TreasuresBrenda profile image

      Treasures By Brenda 

      9 years ago from Canada

      Interesting...I'm going to ask this question at dinner tonight!

      Brenda

    • Kiwisoutback profile image

      Kiwisoutback 

      9 years ago from Massachusetts

      Congratulations on LOTD! From a year ago...I'm late. I'm updating a lens of the day table of contents lens and found this through the LOTD blog. Nice work.

    • profile image

      anonymous 

      9 years ago

      Blade Runner answers that question!

    • PaulHassing LM profile image

      Paul Hassing 

      10 years ago

      Insufficient data. Please extrapolate. Buzz. Click. P. :)

    • emmaklarkins profile image

      emmaklarkins 

      10 years ago

      Great thought-provoking question! Now time for coffee so I can truly process it.

    • MarcoG profile image

      Marc 

      10 years ago from Edinburgh

      Dammit, I really don't understand the question. If I were a robot, and I knew and you didn't...didn't know what? If I didn't know that I was a robot? Would I want to know? But I would, wouldn't I? I mean, being the robot...my brain hurts :(

    • dc64 lm profile image

      dc64 lm 

      10 years ago

      Love the robot question, it was great.

    • aka-rms profile image

      Robin S 

      10 years ago from USA

      Congrats on winning the devilishly delicious debater award. This lens is being featured at the Showcase today. www.giantsquidshowcase.com

    • profile image

      sarahlovesmickey 

      10 years ago

      yup, because if I was a robot and you told me, my feelings wouldn't be hurt because I am a robot and robots don't have feelings. =)

    • profile image

      anonymous 

      10 years ago

      I have DNA, so I must not be a robot. Do robots have DNA? I'm so confused!

    • profile image

      witster 

      10 years ago

      So, you a robot poem but no songs. How come you don't have Styx's 'Mr. Roboto' listed?

    • profile image

      TheRealDiel 

      10 years ago

      YES, Don't be Robot Tax Slave!

      Receive Cash Now Overnight!

      Visit my lens and copy and paste URL into

      your browser: http://www.CashNowOvernight.com

      Peace,

      Holli

    • profile image

      roysumit 

      10 years ago

      Robot or norobot, we humans are some time robots with a tint(?) of humane ness and at times are humans with lot shades of robot ness. No offence intended to humans or robots.

    • profile image

      gabi_kiana 

      10 years ago

      Cute lens, the title drew me in immediately!

      great idea, keep them coming!

    • profile image

      Ignoti 

      10 years ago

      asimo with a realdoll body and a clever ghost in her shell... love.

    • teamlane profile image

      teamlane 

      10 years ago

      Nice work KAB, and a belated congrats on LOTD! ;)

    • eccles1 profile image

      eccles1 

      10 years ago

      Great Job!!and what a cute robot picture I think you are right most humans are very mechanical and what a great question !

    • Clairwil LM profile image

      Clairwil LM 

      10 years ago

      What a fantastic lens! *****

    • EshanMonteath profile image

      EshanMonteath 

      10 years ago

      Great lens, and congrat on Lens of the Day!

    • pylemountain1 profile image

      pylemountain1 

      10 years ago

      Interesting lens - cool idea. Congrats on the Lens of the Day...

    • profile image

      filmmakershelp 

      10 years ago

      Nice lens guys!

      grabbed me right of the first glance with the robot question.

    • profile image

      sforstrom 

      10 years ago

      YOU MEAN IM NOT A ROBOT? YES I WOULD WANT TO BE TOLD BECAUSE MAYBE I WOULD NEVER BE TIRED OR BORED. I THINK LIFE WOULD BE EASIER AS A ROBOT

    • profile image

      site-builder 

      10 years ago

      Most people think and react mechanically. Someone says something nice about you and it's time to be happy. Someone says or does something so called bad to you and it's time to be sad or angry.

      Just like pushing a button...

      I'm a robot -- You're a robot. Everybody is a robot.

    • funwithtrains lm profile image

      funwithtrains lm 

      10 years ago

      Nice Lens! Congratulations on LOTD! Please visit my Lionel Trains lens.

    • profile image

      pope 

      10 years ago

      yes, then I would know you are one of us. The world is already getting to know this level one code. You may be one of the 1001 wetnicks that were recalled in the 1980s and did not have your levels checked before START was set. No worries your next action will tip off the robot code of your exact need. I suggest you tell everyone of us you meet so you can progress to bliss (found and recovered)

    • evelynsaenz1 profile image

      Evelyn Saenz 

      10 years ago from Royalton

      Fancy Nancy loves your lens so much that she is sending you virtual Adjectives. To help you feel more human.

      Congratulations on Lens of the Day!

    • PromptWriter profile image

      Moe Wood 

      10 years ago from Eastern Ontario

      I love this show. DH the mathematician and scientist doesn't see the humor in it at all. Until I saw this lens I actually thought I was the only one who watched it. :)

    • profile image

      starvingbusiness 

      10 years ago

      Hi come see my lens

    • profile image

      dtbs 

      10 years ago

      congrats on the LOTD!

    • Squidoophile profile image

      Squidoophile 

      10 years ago

      I think robots must convert to magical AIDS to provide them with the right answers like the crystal balls, magical mirrors or the fortune tellers, they are too reasonable to use these things, they must be a lil more superstitious!!!

    • archangelptx profile image

      archangelptx 

      10 years ago

      Fun lens! 5 stars! Check mine and give me some advice, http://www.squidoo.com/ebayrox

    • LiveandLearn LM profile image

      LiveandLearn LM 

      10 years ago

      What can I say? some people just have the ability to create lenses like this which keep you laughing for hours. Keep it up - Natural Penis Enlargement Exercises

    • GreenRevolution profile image

      GreenRevolution 

      10 years ago

      Cool lens! Very interesting responses. Great job!

      5 *****

      Top 10 Fuel-Saving Tips

    • collagen lm profile image

      collagen lm 

      10 years ago

      Great lens and amazing theme. Keep up the good work. Health, Beauty and Anti Aging Skin Care.

    • mythphile profile image

      Ellen Brundige 

      10 years ago from California

      I think the next line in that dialog should've been, "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true..."

    • SusanDeppner profile image

      Susan Deppner 

      10 years ago from Arkansas USA

      Love the responses! This is a great watercooler lens. Congrats on LOTD!

    • Christene-S profile image

      Christene-S 

      10 years ago

      I love the Big Bang Theory! It's on my TiVo season pass list. :D

    • profile image

      PricePiece_Marketing 

      10 years ago

      Great lens, 5 stars! - Live Streaming Video

    • profile image

      ShortSaleRealtor 

      10 years ago

      great lens 5 stars 4 u

    • PlushMemoriesPlus profile image

      PlushMemoriesPlus 

      10 years ago

      Congrats on being the Lens of the Day! Great job on your lens!

    • profile image

      Health101 

      10 years ago

      Great Lens. The question is great, it definitely had me thinking for a minute.

    • profile image

      TonyPer 

      10 years ago

      Fun Lens (5*)! I made a comment above, but I was not logged in! Dohhh! I must re-boot!

    • profile image

      Adelaide 

      10 years ago

      It's a great lens - I LOVE the Big Bang Theory. Interesting question too - I definitely think it depends on your state of mind at the time.

    • Retro Loco profile image

      Vicki 

      10 years ago from USA

      Such a tough question. This is going to be on my mind all day. What a horrible question to ask of people who have trouble making decisions. Shame on you! Fun lens. Congrats on LOTD, & 5 stars from a fellow geek.

    • TonyPayne profile image

      Tony Payne 

      10 years ago from Southampton, UK

      Interesting question that's for sure...

    • KimGiancaterino profile image

      KimGiancaterino 

      10 years ago

      Clever... and congrats on LOTD. An Angel Blessing too!

    • chefkeem profile image

      Achim Thiemermann 

      10 years ago from Austin, Texas

      ! ......---00--- 5***** !

      .....zzzzzzzzzzz....

    • GypsyPirate LM profile image

      GypsyPirate LM 

      10 years ago

      This is a television show I just discovered (thanks to TheFluffaNutta) and I'm really glad I did. It is such fun - as is this lens. Nicely done!

    working

    This website uses cookies

    As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, hubpages.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

    For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: https://hubpages.com/privacy-policy#gdpr

    Show Details
    Necessary
    HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
    LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
    Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
    AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
    Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
    CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
    Features
    Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
    Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
    Marketing
    Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
    Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
    Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
    Statistics
    Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
    ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)