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If You Breakup Make It The First Story (limerick)

Updated on July 28, 2013

When wife told him that they were through

The man to a window withdrew

His distance from ground

Made his act profound

As whole town heard sound of YAHOO


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      picklesandrufus 4 years ago

      Well I didn't expect that one!

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      So unexpected and very funny!

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I guess that was the quickest way out of there...

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      Kathryn 4 years ago from Manchester, Connecticut

      Wow, that was unexpected!

      ~ Kathryn

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Reminds me of the words of a song to breakup is to makeup. Wonder if he thought about that?

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      Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

      Another limerick gem Martin. Loved it and voted up.


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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      A happy man was he, so full of glee...Hee

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Good one, Martin.

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Thank you for the laugh.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      He may have jumped

      Or just given a yell.

      Or she lies below on the ground

      At the spot where she fell. ;)

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      kidscrafts 4 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      My interpretation is that he didn't jump and he was quite happy that she left.... but I might be wrong! It's nice to be able to have your own vision of the situation :-)

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      MizBejabbers 4 years ago

      Did he jump or did he just yell? A poem (limerick in this case) is subject to interpretation, you know.

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      Thomas Silvia 4 years ago from Massachusetts

      Thanks for the funny read my friend !

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      FlourishAnyway 4 years ago from USA

      That's a good one. Now we have a sense why the wife ditched him.

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      kidscrafts 4 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      Very funny! I love it!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL.....very funny, Martin!

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Ewww! I hope he changed his mind!

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      Dora Weithers 4 years ago from The Caribbean

      Tragic for him! Bet she's still alive.