I'm Not a 1963 Corvette Stingray but...
I am a high performance vehicle.
I require large amounts of both verbal and physical attention to run properly.
Not enough and you get rumbling instead instead of purring.
If I am abandoned for long periods, it becomes hard to get me to turn over.
I enjoy being taken out on Saturday nights for a good time.
I like to be attentively washed when ever I feel dirty.
A well conditioned seat and sparkling undercarriage are mandatory.
I don’t need to get gassed up often, but when I am, I’m even more fun to ride.
You’ll be surprised to find I never need a lube job.
Your friends may want to take me for a spin, but you must never let them.
If you take care of me, you’ll come to value me more as the years go by.
Your friends will envy you, even the ones with the younger models.
they just don’t make em’ like me any more.