I'm Sorry, BUT??
Is it simple human nature,
I'm sorry, BUT? But WHAT??
It's pathetic, old,
When every word a'fore the BUT,
means bubkis once it's spoken.
Respect and trust both so hard-earned,
With one big 'BUT',
When you weave your fairy tales,
Your man-score quickly shrinks!
Where's the shame in owning-up?
Cause that crap?
It really stinks!
As far as all those 'BUTS' go,
She doesn't care a whit.
She knows exactly what they mean,
Just more of your
Listen up and keep it shut!
Lips that lie should do one thing:
Pucker up and
KISS MY BUT(T)!
My advice to single ladies?
The one that won't misplace his balls,
With BOTH his hands on 'em!