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I'm The Perfect Guy

Updated on March 12, 2012

I'm gentle
Except when you want rough sex

I'm sensitive
Except when you want a real cowboy

I'm vulnerable
Except when you want toughness

I'm domesticated
Except when you want me to be wild

I'm open
Except when you want mystery

I'm predictable
Except when you want me to be spontaneous

I'm mature
Except when you want me to act like a kid

I'm serious
Except when you want me to make you laugh

I'm a hard worker
Except when you want me to come home

I'm talkative
Except when you want me to be quiet

I'm able to read your mind
Except when I can't

I'm all these things
The problem is guessing when is the right moment.....


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      The Suburban Poet 5 years ago from Austin, Texas

      @cninemeremz - Hey long time no see! Thanks for writing. This was just something I was thinking about because I've had my share of high-maintenance women and you know it seems I have to be "El Mil Mascaras;" man of a thousand masks....

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      chinemeremz 5 years ago

      Being quite a while since I read one of your lovely poetry.

      Sounds controversial and really funny, just keep those poetic juice flowing, I love it...